My new quote: "Imma le hoho for le Jojo's." Also a thot for Jojo.

So for this threesome/fluff story, I've decided to do it both female and male reader perspectives! They are both in the same setting: Venice, Italy doing their Hamon training

First, we will do it in a male's perspective!! I've always wanted to do it and now I'm finally gonna do it! WHOO!

This is also requested by: ArielFretter 

Enjoy these many pictures of both Caesar and Joseph!

Shiza and Josefu! Yay!

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Caesar's POV

Joseph Joestar is a pain in the ass sometimes. He's a total brat but very skilled in the art of Hamon. Joseph's a flirt, a child, an idiot in all ways, and I know he has a flirt going on with Suzi Q. Yes, I know that I'm also a flirt but that's not the point here.

I take this Hamon training very seriously and I won't give up to defeat the Pillar Men. They killed my friend, they killed my father, they killed many, many people without remorse so they have to go to hell and never come back.

Then...there's the newbie. He's fabulously skilled in Hamon, I can tell. We see him come over for breakfast, we see him train with Lisa Lisa, sometimes it's both Joseph and I, then he just suddenly disappears when it's nighttime. Is he a Pillar Man? Well,these Pillar Men are tall and very muscular. He has the muscles, but he's not that tall. I guess my mind is playing tricks on me as usual.

His name is [Y/N] and he is pretty handsome. He's so confident, he's restless like a robotic machine, he's such a beautiful man. Wait...I can't be falling in love with him...it's illegal. If Joseph or Lisa Lisa knows, IF HE KNOWS, I don't know what I would do...

It's nighttime now, and I can hear Joseph's fucking snores from next door. How does this idiot even sleep?! I'm lying down on my bed, looking out the window, seeing the beautiful full moon shine down on our arena and the light also reflects the wall beside me. I swear to god if he doesn't shut up I'll suffocate him with his pillow!

Then, I see a shadow, then a leg dangling. I get up from my bed quickly and go over to my window, looking out at where I saw the shadow. I can't see the person very well so I sneakily go out of my room and outside the house, sighing gently as it's only [Y/N].

I walk over to him and sit down slowly beside him, looking at him in curiosity. Why is he all alone out here? Is this where he's been going to every night? I have so many questions to ask him...maybe one special one...

"Ummm...[Y/N]? What are you doing out here? Alone especially?"
He turns his head to look at me, his eyes all red and puffy like. Was he...crying?

"It's Nothing...I just like the outside...that's all."
He sniffles, giving me a weak, gentle smile.

God, he's so pure and innocent. I can't do this to the poor guy. But,should I really tell him now or maybe later?
No, I'm going to do it now. I don't want to become more worried and stressed. So, here I go.

I put my hand on his his and give him a gentle smile, which he returns to me. [Y/N] is so gorgeous, so handsome. Maybe I should just...no. I'm a true Italian gentleman, I'll tell him first.

"[Y/N]? I have something to ask you."
He nods his head and looks deep into my eyes. Aren't his [Y/E/C] eyes so gorgeous?

I give out a deep sigh and put a hand on his cheek, caressing it as gently as I can. He seems to like it because he tilts his head to my hand.

"I love you. Ti amo, [Y/N]. Do you love me back? I've always had these feelings for you ever since we met weeks ago. I know this is all too early but-"
I'm taken aback by his sudden action. He puts his hand on my cheek and then suddenly leaned forward to kiss me. I never knew that he was that kind of person.

We slowly kiss each other, his sweet, soft lips kissing mine like he's never kissed a guy before. He probably hasn't, but he's doing it so well. His eyes are closed, his hand is still on my cheek, he's so beautiful. He feels the same about me, I feel the same way about him.

He pulls out of the kiss slowly and gives off a huge, deep blush, looking back into my eyes.
"I-I Love you as well, Caesar. But the thing is...not only do I love you...but..."
We say at the same time,
"I also love Joseph."
We both gasp and then gasp again when we hear a very handsome, sexy chuckle. That can only be one person...The handsome idiot we both love, Joseph Joestar.

"So, I couldn't help but overhear your guys' conversation. Both of you have the hots for me, Joseph Joestar? Why, that's very kind of you. You see, I do use the best products for my showers, keeps my hair all moisturized and fluffy. Then, there's my attire that shows off my gorgeous self. Then-"
"Oh shut the hell up and kiss us, you gay narcissist."
I hear [Y/N] say before he pulls Joseph close to him and crashes his lips on his.

Didn't know that he was so dominant. Interesting...I love him even more now.

Joseph and [Y/N] kiss each other with Joseph's hands on his cheeks. This makes me a bit jealous, okay maybe a lot. So, I go and take Joseph away from him and crash my lips against his. Our tongues dance in each other's mouths, we each give out a weak moan, and our hands touch each other, roam each other. God, he's such a good kisser.

When we finish making out, we panic once we see [Y/N] is not there anymore. Joseph and I quickly rush back into the big villa and go upstairs to his room. I knock on his door, growing even more worried.

We both get taken into the room by [Y/N]'s Hamon forcing us in once the door opened. He puts us on his bed and then goes in between us, covering us up with the blanket and nuzzling against us. Joseph just smiles, being the dipshit he is. Handsome dipshit, handsome dominant man...they're both lovely.

We all fall fast asleep together, with all of us cuddling each other and giving out loving smiles. I wouldn't want this any other way.

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Now,we get into the female perspective! If you guys love the male perspective, I would be happy to do male readers in the future! Also yaoi stuff because imma sucker for those as well. Enjoy you guys!

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Joseph's POV

I can't stop thinking about [Y/N]! She's so gorgeous and her eyes can melt someone's heart, Especially mine.

Caesar and I have a rivalry over who's going to ask her out first. He's a coward! It's been weeks since we started Hamon training and he hasn't gone for a move! Well, neither have I but that's not the point!

Her Hamon is even better than mine and Caesar's combined! We saw her and Lisa Lisa do some Hamon training and in only 10 minutes, she climbed up the entire pillar!

Now, she's on her break, so maybe I'll give her the Hamon kiss first before spaghetti noodle hair does. Heh, heh, heh. Here comes Joseph Joestar!

As I go over to her room, I hear voices. Her beautiful, foreign voice...and...that brain ball...Caesar...he's talking to her?! Dammit! He got there first!

I slam the door open and [Y/N] gives out a huge squeak while Caesar just gives me a growl and stands up from her bed.

"You stupid bird brain! I had her first and was about to kiss her!"
"I was about to go talk to her until I heard your spaghetti ass!"
"Guys, guys!"
The two of us stop arguing and turn around to see [Y/N] smile at us, holding both of our hands.

"Let's not argue...please...I love the both of you dearly. I want to love the both of you."
She presses her lips to mine first and I happily kiss her back, giving Caesar the finger because she kissed me first! Then, I pout once her lips go away and land on Caesar's and he basically does the same thing I did to him. What an asshole!

She pulls out of the kiss to go over to her bed. She gives us a sexy smirk and I can't help but give her a sexy smirk back and lay down beside her.

"So,Miss. [Y/N]? Do you want to-"
"No."
I huff and pout more, looking up at the ceiling. Then Caesar over here has to give off his fucking laugh.

"She's not a horny Miss. [Y/N] Shes a "I just want to cuddle" Miss [Y/N]. So, we cuddle."
Caesar and I both cuddle her which she happily cuddles us back before she drifts off to sleep. Caesar gives me a loving look, which I'm very confused about and I'm still dipshit when he kisses me. He rolls his eyes when he pulls out of the kiss.

"I love you, you dipshit."
"I...love you too?"
He just sighs in annoyance as I'm star struck by his kiss. What? When did he have feelings for me?

Oh whatever. At least I'm here with [Y/N]...and Caesar. I drift off to sleep, having dreams that night about the both of them, sometimes together, sometimes in separate dreams...