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Bucciarati Gang and La Squandra Gang! Yay!

Alrighty sassypretzel ! Here's the special Italian Mafias!

They will be singing some Italian like songs!

Here's the list:

That's Amore(they have to!)
I Have But One Heart
Blue Moon
Witchcraft
Obviously Giorno would be doing a piano version of Fighting Gold

AND A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY:
The Joestar family!
The other villains!

Dio: KONO DIO DA-
Author-Chan: "NO!"
Dio: But mostly I,Dio-
Author-Chan: "No."
Dio: WRRRRYYYYYYYYY!!

Anyways, let's get started! First up is I Have But One Heart! It's from The Godfather movie and it is normally performed by Al Martino and Carlo Savina.

Formaggio: Martino? More like Martini.
Author-Chan: Formaggio...
Formaggio: Dude you're literally writing a lemon about me and the gang soon
Author-Chan: Stop being an ass
Formaggio: Ass is my middle name
Author-Chan: Actually that's Ghiacco.
Ghiacco: NO IT IS NOT!
Author-Chan: Do I have to use duck tape on your mouth? *glares*
Ghiacco: ILL FREEZE YOUR ASS
Author-Chan: That's it. *puts duck tape on his mouth and ties him up*

Fugo: Thank you. Now can we play the song?
Author-Chan: Yep! Giorno.

Giorno nods his head and goes over to the grand ebony piano in the middle of his handsome villa. The two gangs crowd around him and he pulls out his folder full of music for the piano and finds the piano music for the song. He puts it on the piano's stand(or whatever it's called)and then starts to play it.

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(Not the Piano Version)

Giorno and Risotto:
I have but one heart, this heart I bring you,
I have but one heart to share with you,
I have but one dream that I can cling to,
You are the one dream I pray comes true.

Bruno and Formaggio:
My darling, until I saw you, I never felt this way,

Melone and Mista:
And nobody else before you, ever has heard me say,

Fugo and Pesci:
You are my one love, my life I live for you,
I have but one heart to give to you.

Everyone:
Dicimo o mari, facimu l'amore,
A curi a curi che ci passa,
Ca u mare parla e na' carezza,
Ma a tia la brezza, fina murir.

Narancia and Illuso:
My darling, until I saw you, I never felt this way,

Abbacchio and Ghiacco:
And nobody else before you, ever has heard me say,

Everyone:
You are my one love, my life I live for you,
I have but one heart to give to you.

Author-Chan: *applauds* Bravissimo! Molto Bene, signores! Grazie, Grazie! Although,Prosciutto didn't sing.
Prosciutto: I'm not singing with these bastardos. *glares at Bruno*
Author-Chan: I will have your lemon be painful for you.
Prosciutto: Don't you dare. Let me just read the question.
Author-Chan: Fine. Here you go. *gives him notecard*

Prosciutto: Okay... so these question are from petitefleur713 . One of them is... *throws the note card in the air* I'm not reading that.
Formaggio: *picks it up and laughs* Oh wow! Thank you! Do we ever watch... *bursts out laughing*
Mista: Give me that! *snatches the note card from him* Do we ever...oh come on! Just because I made Fugo think nasty thoughts of Trish doesn't mean we all go hang out together and watch porn together!

Everyone even Author-Chan: *blushes darkly*

Author-Chan: I've actually...Umm...seen you guys...do that.
Mista and Formaggio: Oh my god really?!
Formaggio: *winks and chuckles sexily* Must have been blushing hard to see 15 dicks in the air
Author-Chan: *blushes darker* 15?! Sorbet and Gelato were there too?!
Illuso: *scoffs* Making out on the couch more like it, they're a married couple I tell you.

DIO: Did I hear someone say "dick"?
Author-Chan: *smirks* Yes. You are the dick.
DIO: *huffs* Touché. My beautiful son, Giorno! How is my Mafia son that doesn't disappoint me at all? *hugs Giorno*
Giorno: *hugs him awkwardly* Umm...great I guess? Look, we have a few more songs to finish-
DIO: Songs?! We have a song!
Giorno: *cocks his head in confusion* We?
DIO: Come in here, you meddlesome minions!

Kars, Kira, Part 1 Dio, Diavolo, Pucci, Funny Valentine, and Diego Brando all come in and join DIO.

DIO smirks along with them but before DIO could say anything...

Kira: *looks at Author-Chan's hands* You have such beautiful fingers! Very soft fingers!
Author-Chan: *smacks Kira* Bad David Bowie!
Kira: *gets angry* IM NOT DAVID BOWIE!!
Narancia: You kinda are...
Part 1 DIO: Can we get on with it,please? I have a Jojo to mess around with.
Author-Chan: *sighs* Fine.

*the villain crew sings "Emperor's New Clothes" by Panic! At The Disco*

*applause by everyone and the villains bow and DIO, being the thot that he is, smirks and bows some more*

DIO: Thank you, Thank you! I,DIO-
Author-Chan: Will now walk out the door!
DIO: *gasps dramatically* Rude!

Narancia: *smiles brightly* It's Amanda's turn! Author-Chan!
*Everyone chants Author-Chan*
Author-Chan: Alright, Alright. Giorno...

Giorno smiles and starts to play "Blue Moon" on the piano

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Author-Chan: *clears throat*

Blue moon, you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own
Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for someone I really could care for

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms could ever hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
When I looked to the moon it turned to gold

Author-Chan: *smiles at Giorno then looks away*

Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart without a love of my own

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
And when I looked the moon had turned to gold

Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own
Without a love of my own, without a love of my own

*applause comes from everyone, even the villains*

Narancia: Wow! You're amazing!
Trish: Where did you learn to sing like that?!
Fugo: Much better than I am.
Formaggio: I'm impressed!
Risotto: *just smiles*

DIO: How are you a better singer than I,DIO?!
Author-Chan: I've been singing since I was 6 years old. Basically since I started grade school.
DIO: Hmph. *gets jealous*

Giorno then starts to play Golden Wind Theme and the two gangs has a smirk on and starts to sing,

Jo! Jo! Golden wind!

Everyone laughs and then he starts to play Sono Chi No Sadame and all of the Jojo's appear out of nowhere just to sing the song.

When they're finished, everyone goes around the room as Giorno puts Witchcraft on on his radio and everyone slow dances to it.

Author-Chan, me, danced alone when Part 4 Jotaro comes up and holds out a hand to me, smiling slightly.

"Would you like to dance?"
I just look at him with surprise and nod my head, letting him take my hand and all eyes are on us as we dance together.

Jonathan cries happily at this, Joseph and Old Joseph chuckles at us and smiles, Younger Jotaro rolls his eyes but a blush forms, the two older Jotaro's smile sweetly, Giorno also smiles sweetly, Jolyne sort of cries, Johnny and Josuke looks at the both of us confused.

Once the music stops playing, I just hug him gently and smile sweetly, closing my eyes. I can feel his kiss on my head and holding my close like a father does.

Giorno: Alright. Next Question. *reads notecard and blushes darkly* May I kiss them?
Mista: She means the two gangs right?
Formaggio: She can kiss me all that she wants. *wiggles eyebrows and gets smacked by Prosciutto* Hey!
Prosciutto: Cut it out! I want to go back to work!

Author-Chan: Yes, Bossy Boss. *rolls eyes and plays That's Amore on piano*

Everyone crowds around the piano and starts to sing:

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Everyone: In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say

Giorno: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

Joseph: When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore

Bruno and Risotto: Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "vita bella"

DIO and Diavolo: Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

Bucciarati and La Squandra Gang: When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore

All Jojo's: When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love

Everyone: When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
'Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

Villains: When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
Jojo's: (That's amore)

Jojo's: When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Villains: (That's amore)

Girls: Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
Boys: And you'll sing "vita bella"
Girls: Vita bella!
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
Jotaro: Lucky fella!

Bucciarati Gang: When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore

Girls: (That's amore)

La Squandra Gang: When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love

Bucciarati Gang: When you walk in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
'Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

Boys: That's amore

Girls: (That's amore)

Everyone: That's amore

Everyone cheers and applauds for one another before the Villains and the Jojo's say their goodbyes and disappear.

Author-Chan: Before we all leave, one last question. Do you all hang out together as gangs or what?

Abbacchio: *grumbles* Only if we have to...or if I have to hang out with Giorno...hell no...
Pesci: Uhhh Guys? Could we go now? I have a feeling that Bruno's going to hurt my neck again...
Bruno: Did you hurt Mista again?! *menacing glare*
Pesci: N-No B-Bucciarati!
Bruno: Then no. But yes, we sometimes have sleepovers.
Mista: Adding to the first question, WHEN IN THE HELL DID YOU EVEN SEE US NAKED?!?!

Author-Chan: *goes out of window and rushes away*

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