Jack: You can't see me!

Jill: Yes, I can.

Jack: Stupid invisible beans! *reveals empty palm*

Jill: There's nothing in your hand.

Jack: There are beans in my hand.

Jill: Oh, they're invisible beans.

Jack: Hmm, maybe if I eat them... *eats and begins to choke*

Jill: I gotta call 911!

911 lady: *funny accent* 911, what's your emergenshay?

Jill: What?

911 lady: 911, what's your emergenshay?

Jill: My friend's choking!

911 lady: Oh, sorry. We don't do that kind of thing anymore.

Jill: Call an ambulance!

911 lady: Sorry, they're all out of stock.

Jill: Out of stock?!

911 lady: Sir, does your call have a purpose?

Jill: Sir, I'm a girl.

911 lady: *angrily* Sir, I'm a girl!

Jill: (not caring) What about the fire department?

911 lady: *looks over and sees them playing cards* They're out fighting a fire.

Jill: The police?

911 lady: All busy.

Jill: (desperately) Well...what about the timelords?

*TARDIS appears on 911's side*

911 lady: They're all dead.

Jill: Torchwood?

911 lady: *sees them reading books called "How to Get Over Your Alien Obsession* Out fighting daleks.

Jill: I'm doomed!

911: Why don't you call Ghostbusters?!

Jill: Oh, okay. *calls Ghostbusters*

Ghostbusters: What's your Ghost emergency?

Jill: My friend is choking!

Ghostbusters: We don't do that sort of thing. You should call 911.

Jill: But... but...

Ghostbusters: Call us back when your friend is actually dead. *hangs up*

Jill: *calls 911*

911 lady: *knows it's Jill* Whaddya want, sir?

Jill: Ma'am, I'm a girl.

911 lady: Ma'am, I'm a-oh.

Jill: *looks over at Jack, who's dead* Nevermind. He's dead.

911 lady: *in a normal voice* Okay, thank you for your generous call!

Jill: *calls Ghostbusters* Yeah, he's dead now.

End.