Here's a list of my own Jiankong headcanons, hope you like them!

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* Wukong and Erlang compete for dominance in the relationship. In platonic and romantic terms, Wukong takes the lead, but in bed or any other intimate moment, Erlang is in control.

* For their first date, the meal was filled with peaches prepared by Erlang to impress Wukong.

* Wukong has two sleeping sides: he's either a complete mess, tossing the sheets, kicking, sleeping in awkward positions in Erlang's eyes, and sometimes even ending up on top of him; or he sleeps like a log, curled up in a fetal position with his tail wrapped around him. Wukong only sleeps this way when he's with Erlang.

* Wukong travels to the Celestial Court only with the excuse to spend time with Erlang, specifically to annoy him at work and tease him.

* Wukong is the talkative one, while Erlang is the quiet listener.

* In terms of alcohol tolerance, Wukong always brags he can handle as much as he wants, but he's actually the first of the two to get completely drunk.

* Erlang would give up his demigod status if he had to choose between his position in the Court or being in the mortal realm with Wukong.

* Erlang is the only one Wukong allows to stroke his fur and even brush it. This relaxes Wukong so much that he occasionally falls asleep.

* Wukong has always been fascinated by the sound of a heartbeat, so when they lie together, he often takes a moment to rest his head on Erlang's chest to listen, as he can't hear his own heart, being a stone monkey.

* Over time, Erlang no longer needs his third eye to see through Wukong's transformations, always guessing it's him when Wukong tries to tease or scare him.

* Although Erlang is skilled at drawing the red eyeliner on Wukong's eyes, Wukong is a disaster when trying to do the same for Erlang.

* Wukong knows Erlang is silently anxious, so whenever he can, he invites him to take a nap in the grass on Huaguo Mountain under the sun, to live in the present and not worry about the future.

* Bajie and Nezha have to put up with hearing Wukong or Erlang talk about the other when they're apart.

* Erlang is the only one Wukong allows to touch his tail, despite how sensitive it is, especially when they're having sex.

* Wukong steals Erlang's clothes on purpose, not only to wear them but also to keep them when they have to be apart for a while.

* Though Erlang is the dominant one in bed, Wukong is very daring with him. Wukong is a "dominant bottom," and Erlang is a "submissive top."

* Wukong considers himself monogamous for Erlang.

* Erlang was the first to fall in love, but Wukong fell harder.

* On a date where they were painting on scrolls, Erlang created a masterpiece while Wukong made doodles, although he could have matched Erlang's skill but prefers that simple, childlike style.

* Every so often, they meet at a point on Earth to have a weapons duel, continuing to test themselves in combat.

* After being together for a long time, they seriously considered having a family. And that's how the Predestined One was born.

* Erlang knows every weak spot Wukong has and uses them not only in their duels but also in bed at night. Wukong's most sensitive spot is the base of his tail.

* Sometimes, Erlang invites Wukong to the River of Libations not only to spend time with him but also to pay tribute to his mother. Wukong is the only one Erlang has given the privilege to visit her altar.

* Since the provocation in Black Myth, Wukong hasn't stopped joking about eating Erlang's third eye, to which Erlang keeps responding that it's disgusting.

* As a token of his love, the stone egg from which Wukong was born remains at the top of Huaguo Mountain, now surrounded by branches of a growing white plum tree.

* In their duels, Wukong is thrilled every time he sees Erlang use his axe, enlarging it to attack him. Sometimes, he wishes he could've seen Erlang split that mountain in two.

* After so many years with Wukong, Erlang no longer minds seeing him suddenly naked on the mountain or wherever they might be in private.

* At night, they sometimes have romantic flights together, soaring over the clouds of Earth or the Celestial Court, occasionally even transforming into birds.

* Wukong likes to leave bite marks around Erlang, especially in spots that are hard for him to hide from others.

* Wukong is the one who says "I love you" the most, but when Erlang says it, those words carry much more weight.