Jesse was at the store, looking around when he saw the coolest box of fanta ever. He grabbed it and went to the cash register to pay for it.

He got home later that day and opened the box. He then sees the most beautiful fanta can he had ever seen. It's name was Soda can. He got to know the soda can. Weeks later he grew fond of the soda can. One day he brought the box to his job. He was a teacher of a school know as Ms. 420. He was teaching his class until the clock hit 12:15. He then realized his beloved soda can was stolen! He looked everywhere and them decided.... 'No one is leaving until I find soda-senpai!!!' They then found out a student named Masia had tried to steal her heart, but only disgusted her in the process. 

After that , Jesse realized it was time... To do it. He proceeded to drink soda senpai at lunch. Soda senpai was satisfied and they decided to get married.

They had 6 soda can human hybrid babies

And they lived happily ever after