There was the Underworld dark and scary no life at all.

"PAIN! PANIC!" Hades yelled as blue fire raised up from his head but soon calmed down.

"Yes Master!" Both said in fear. "Have you found the CHOSEN ONE YET?!"

"Y-Yes we did sir." Panic said as Pain nodded and showed a Crystal ball Hades looked closely to see a 12 year old boy with brown hair, dark brown eyes, he wore a blue shirt, with black jeans, and has freckles on his face.

"That's him he's just some kid?" Hades asked looking closer. "Oh it is him sir you see he's wearing the heart shape necklace!" Panic said.

"So he is." Hades said calmed before screaming in his lungs out "GET THAT BOY BEFORE I DESTROY YOU TWO!"

"Y-Y-Yes si-sir!" Both of them yelped before dashing off.

"I'm coming for you little boy and don't forget it." Hades grinned evilly.
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"Jafar, this is an outrage! If it weren't for all your years of loyal service, from now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded!" The Sultan scolded Jafar.

"I assure you, your highness, it won't happen again." Jafar told him.

"Well then, I suggest we put all this aside? Jasmine? Jafar?" Sultan suggested.

"My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well princess." Jafar said to Jasmine.

"At least some good will come of me getting married." She spat. "When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of YOU."

Jasmine stormed out of the room.

"Now Jasmine, about this suitor business...Jasmine? Jasmine!" The Sultan exclaimed as he ran after Jasmine, once he had gotten out of the room, Jafar growled angrily.

"If only I had gotten that lamp." Jafar hissed.

"I will have the power to get rid of you." Iago immitated. "AARGH! To think that we have to keep kissing up to that Chump and his Chump daughter for the rest of our lives, I..I..."

"No, Iago." Jafar told him. "Only if she finds a...chump husband, then she'll have us banished, or...beheaded..."

"Ewwwe..." They both said at once.

"Oh, oh, Jafar, what if you were that chump husband?" Iago suggested.

"WHAT?!" He exclaimed.

"Ok, ok, say if you marry the princess, and then you become the king?" Iago carried on.

"Hmm...marry the shrew, and I become the king? The idea has merit." Jafar smiled.

"Yes, yes, merit!" Iago exclaimed. "And then we drop Uncy-in-law and the little woman off a cliff." Iago explained, dropping to the floor. "YAAAAAH...ker splat!"

"Ha ha, I love the way your foul little mind works." Jafar complimented. They kept mimicking each other's laughter, getting louder and louder, until Iago coughed.

"I ruined the moment, didn't I?" Iago asked Jafar.
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"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travelling needs." Genie said as he was dressed as flight attendants. "Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, good bye..."

"WELLL! How about that, Mr. Doubting mustafa?" Genie asked Luke.

"Yeah, you sure showed me...now about my three wishes." Luke turned to him.

"Um...excuse me? Did I just hear 3?" Genie chuckled. "You are down by 1 boy!"

"We didn't actually wish to get out of the cave, you did that on your own." Aladdin reminded him as Luke pushed Genie's finger away with a smile.

"Oh, well I feel sheepish." Genie transformed into a sheep.

"Alright you baad boy, but no more freebies." He told Luke, his voice changing.

"So, three wishes, and I want them to be good." Luke pondered aloud, then turned to Genie. "What would you wish for?"

"Me? No one's ever asked me that before." Genie told him. "Well in that case...oh forget it."

"What?" Luke asked him.

"Come on, what?" Aladdin urged him.

"Tell us, Genie." Luke said.

"Freedom." Genie told them.

"You're a prisoner?" Luke asked him, holding the lamp up.

"Well, you get what I mean, PHENOMENIAL COSMIC POWERS!" Genie became giant and balanced the cosmos on his shoulders and then zoomed inside the lamp with Luke and Aladdin opened the cap. "Itty, bitty living space."

"Oh Genie, that's terrible..." Aladdin said, sadly.

"But oh, to be free! Not to have to go, POOF! What do you need?" Genie said, poofing out of nowhere and asking Luke angrily. "POOF! What do you need? POOF! What do you need? To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!" Genie daydreamed, then his expression dropped.

"Well, that can happen, right?" Luke asked him.

"No way, it's not gonna happen." Genie said, resting his head on his hand. "Genie, wake up and smell the pancakes."

Abu perked up by the name of pancakes.

"Why not?" Luke asked.

"The only way I can get out, is if my master wishes me out." He explained. "You can guess how often that's happened."

"Well i'll do it, i'll set you free!" Luke exclaimed.

"Uh huh, yeah." Genie rolled his eyes and his nose grew, transforming his head into Pinocchio, Luke pushed his nose back it and his head took its normal shape.

"No really, after I make my first 2 wishes, I'll use my other one to set you free." He said, holding out his hand.

"Well...here's hoping." Genie told him. "Let's make some magic!"

So how about it, what is it that you want most?" He asked Luke.

"I could wish for help to look for my brother and sisters but my first wish should be Aladdin's." Luke thought to himself as he turned to Aladdin who looked at him.

"What?" Aladdin asked with a shrug. "What do you wish for Al?" Luke asked.

"Well, there's this...girl..." Aladdin rubbed his neck shyly.

"BEEP! Wrong. I can't make anyone fall in love, remember?" Genie knocked Aladdin on the head as Luke stood next to him.

"Oh, but, but Genie, she's smart and fun and..." Aladdin rambled.

"Pretty?" Luke added.

"Beautiful!" Aladdin exclaimed, he looked at him dreamily.

"She's got these eyes that just...and that hair, wow...and her smile..." Aladdin sighed lovingly.

"Ami, C'est l'amor." Genie said, in a frech outfit and under the moonlight. "Personally, I have no idea what that means."

"But she's a princess, to have any chance with her i'd have to be a...hey, can you make me a prince?" He asked Genie.

Genie looked at Luke who nodded. "Let's see, Genie said as a book came out of nowhere chicken a'la king? Nope." Genie said, ignoring him Luke peered over his shoulder with winded eyes.

"Alaskan king crab?" He added until Sebastian from the little mermaid clipped onto his finger, she swung him away. "OW! I hate when they do that."

"Cesear salad? Etu Brute? No." Genie said, pushing a dagger into the book. "AH! Genie yelled making Luke yelped and scrambled back to Aladdin's side as Abu jumped on his head "To make a prince...is that an official wish? Say the magic words."

"Genie, I wish for you to make him a prince!" Luke exclaimed as Aladdin smiled and ruffled his hair.

"Thanks for the help kid." Aladdin smiled softly at Luke who smiled up at him.

"And here he is, what better way to ride in style through Agrabah than your very own camel!" Genie transformed Abu into a camel and he spit something out. "Watch out, they spit. No, not enough...still not enough...let's see, what do you need, what do you need, what do you need?" Genie began changing Abu into all kinds of things before he got a headache. "YES! Isala mambo shimin DUMBO!"

Abu looked at in the water he screeched before climbing to a tree but since he was too big the tree bend over making him upside down.

"Abu you look good." Luke said holding Abu's trunk making him glare at Luke.

"He's got the elephant, he's got the outfit, he's got the friends, that's very important." Genie added. "But I'm not done yet."

"Hang on to your ghost powers, Al," Genie rolled his sleeves up as fireworks exploded from the oasis. "I'm gonna make yoou a star!"