"Baby Ready to go get our freak on at the Bob Ross concert?" Jessica's Ex/not Ex boyfriend Lucas asked he was suddenly in front of her.

"Baby Baby who is this....Lady?" Shrek asked squinting at Lucas trying to tell if he was a boy or girl. Jessica just stared at stupid Lucas for a few more seconds before turning back to Shrek.

"This is Lucas. My EX boyfriend" Jessica said exatarating the Ex part and glaring at Lucas. Lucas looked taken back by this information.

"Jessica I'm still your boyfriend what did these weirdo's say to you that made you think I'm not your boyfriend." Lucas said putting his hand over his non-existent heart.

"They said nothing Lucas. I just love them more than I could ever love you. And they are taking me to the Bob Ross concert. I don't want to go with you. " Jessica answered nonchalantly, shrugging as she finished. Soggy Bread and Shrek looked like they were just given some cheerios with their Chicken Nuggets at McDonalds.

"Jess, Do really think they love you." Jessica cringed at the nickname. She hated when people called her Jess but she turned back to her two lovers.

"Yes Lucas, they are my true loves." Jessica looked back at her boyfriends and shoved Lucas aside and right into the Swamp.

"NOOOOOO!!! THEY DON'T LOVE YOU!!!!! I'LL GET YOU BACK JESSICA I SWEAR!!!!" Lucas yelled as the Giant Swamp octopus grabbed Lucas and started kissing him with its non-existent lips. Jessica ran up to her two lovers and hugged them. Bread and Shrek looked down to Jessica and starting leaning in..........