Sorry I didn't post yesterday I had to do some stuff anyway..... 

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                   Soggy bread sticking his finger through himself so it went to the other side. Shrek laughed at his best friends antics were as Jessica was horrified by her future husband's disgustingness. 

"Soggy bread! Are you okay? I am literally going to throw you back in the swamp. What is wrong with you?" Jessica asked the deranged bread.

"I love it when you get PG-13 mad at me baby" Soggy bread replied seductively. Jessica did not like this and punched him right in is beautiful face. Sadly her hand went right through as he was just soggy bread and not metal bread. 

"OMG!!! I killed my boyfriend!!!" She screamed looking over to Shrek for some answers. To her surprise he was laughing. So was soggy bread. 

"Wait you're alive. What in the....?" Jessica looked at soggy bread as he stuck his face back together. 

"You think of us as your boyfriends. I hope you remove those contact lens then." Shrek replied rhyming like he always does.  Before Jessica could respond her phone beeped in her pocket signaling someone was trying to call her.

"One second" She told the two boys staring at her.

"Hello" Jessica said into the phone wondering who was calling her since she knows that her friends are on a date and her other friend was going to a Bob Ross concert.

"Hello this is Michael from Consumers. How are you today?" Michael from Consumers asked on the other line.

"Actually my boyfriends are being jerks, my friend walked away from me, my mom thinks I need help, and I just want to jump into the pond and nev-" Jessica started only to be interrupted.

"That's good. " Michael from Consumers started. Jessica hung up on him before he could continue with tears in her eyes.

"Baby,................

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