"Out of the way!  Out of the way, she's in labor!"

"Mom stop shouting, you're embarrassing me!"

"I don't care, we have to go!"

"OWW!  OW WAIT A SECOND!" Jessica felt the most excruciating pain she's ever felt, followed by intense pressure.

"Mom.  I don't think I can walk to the car, this baby is coming NOW!"

"Jessica Lange, I told your skinny white butt to stay home!"

"Leave me alone, mother!  I wanted to see them!  I didn't know this was gonna happen!"

By now the two women have caused a huge scene.

"She needs help, she's in labor!" A girl shouts.

"Yeah, I kinda am and my vagina is Burnin' Up!"

"Good one!" The girl laughs.

"Jessica!  NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PUNS!"

"Oh mom, just stop!  Are they coming?  This is an SOS!  Man, I am full of them tonight!" Jessica laughs through her pain.

"And you know why?  Cause I'm a fan.  A fan until the Year 3000."

"Oh Shut Up, Jessica!"

Dorothy was able to help Jessica over to the side where it had cleared out.  Jessica's contractions are very intense, and are lasting a lot longer than before.

"I can't.. I won't make it to the hospital.  I feel so much pressure, mom.  She's coming Now!"

"Well don't do anything yet!"

"I'm not but it feels like she's coming out!  I don't know what to do!" Jessica screams.

Security came and helped her to the back, unfortunately the ambulance had yet to arrive.

"Oh God this hurts- Shut the fuck up, are the Jonas Brothers still back here?!  Oh my gosh!"

"Jessica just focus." Dorothy says.

Jessica continued breathing heavily through the pain. "Ohhh!  A little bit longer and I'll be fine.. I was able to sneak another one in." Jessica laughs.

"Christ, Jess."

"OW!  I have to push!  She's coming!"

Jessica pulled her pants off and started screaming.  The baby really was on her way.

"Ahhhh!  Oh my GOOOOOD!"

"I told you to stop jumping like that, you made her fall out of you!"

"UGHHH!  SHUT UP OLD WOMAN!" Jessica pushes as hard as she can, and suddenly she feels relief.

"Oh my gosh!  Oh my gosh, what just happened?  Mom, she's here!" Jessica laughs as she looks at the baby girl in her arms.

"Oh my!  Jessica." Dorothy laughs. "You are crazy!  But I am so proud, and I love you so much."

"I love you too." Jessica giggles. "What should your name be, little one?"

**

Jessica was able to get cleaned up and in the ambulance.  Before leaving she and the baby got a very special visit from three guys.

"Hey, can we come in?  We heard someone's birthday is today!"

"Joe?  OH MY GOSH!  What are you guys doing?!"

"We just wanted to say hi.  This has never happened at a show before.  Congratulations!" Nick smiles.

"Thank you!"

"We gotta know.. what's her name?" Kevin asks.

"Well it's kind of silly but I decided on Lyla Jonas.  I feel her middle name has to be Jonas since she wanted so badly to be at the concert, she escaped a little early.. Well I shouldn't say early.  Today's my due date.  But I've never missed a concert, and I wasn't going to my due date stop me."

"That's pretty awesome." Joe chuckles.  "We have some gifts for you guys."

"Ah!  Really?!" Jessica smiles big.

"I don't know what she's more excited for, you or the baby." Dorothy says making the boys laugh.

"I'm equally excited for both, mom!"

"Hah!  Well Lyla, along with the gifts we're giving you and your mommy." Nick says. "We're also gonna hook you two up with some tickets and backstage passes so we can see you when you're a little older.  We figure a Jonas baby has to have free tickets for.. what do you think guys?"

"Life!" Kevin smiles.

"SHUT UP RIGHT NOW.  You guys!  This is like a dream!  Thank you so much!"

There were tons of pictures taken.  This definitely will go down as Jessica's favorite Jonas concert ever.

"Lyla, you don't understand what just happened.  This is incredible!  And you are just the cherry on top, my little LoveBug." Jessica smiles and kisses her nose.

"Wow.. What a day we've had, huh?"

***

Just know this would be me.  I would for sure go at nine months pregnant.  I love those boys more than I could ever explain!

I saw them on October 23rd, a week before turning 26.  I've loved them since I was 11.  I'll never stop loving them!!

Here is a picture of me at this last concert, and one of me when I was 17.  They hated each other at that point and broke up a month later on my 18th birthday, so I really want a redo of that picture lol! It's not cute, but they were so sweet and made my day!!  Plus they smelled like Angels!!!!

Oh and I've had this since I was 15.  I'm just a little bit in love.  What can I say?  I was bit by the LoveBug😉