Introducing an AU where Jeremy is a baby and Mike is his- however you wanna call it. Basically a baby sitter //

"Buh- bah buh-"

Mike groaned to the sound of the baby monitor going off. It was around 6 am in the morning. And already the kid was awake. He sighed as he turned to his side hearing the monitor grow silent continuing to snore as his beanie was over his eyes.

...

"Maaaaaaa! M-ma buh bah bah!"

Cried the baby. Mike cursed out "God damn it!" And rolled to his other side standing up and stretched out his arms hearing a pop before rubbing his eyes and headed down the hall and toward the closed door leading to the babies room.
As he turned the handle and entered inside he blinked and gave a glare at the baby in his crib making sounds with his mouth. Mike huffed before walking over and peeked over in the crib seeing the small baby in his rubber ducky PJ's sucking onto his baby fist with wide emerald green hues narrowing around the room until they spotted the male leaning over peeking in on the baby in his crib. "Ah! Ahhhhh buh buh!" The baby giggles reaching his arms out, opening and clutching his hands toward the male. Mike sighed before reaching his hands in and lifted up the baby from under the covers and placed him over his shoulder patting his full diaper that immediately filled mikes nose. It was none other than a diaper full of shit. "Oh dear god-" he said holding his nose so he wouldn't have to smell the revolting stench of the little babies diaper.

He then walked across the babies room and placed him down on his changing table undoing his Pajamas and undid his diaper giving the baby a new one throwing the other away then held the baby in his arms. All the infant did was stare up at him sucking on his fingers. "What are you looking at." Mike asked giving a glare squinting his eyes.
"D-... Da- daaaaaa. Da da." The little baby with fluffy brown locks of hair mumbled out as he reached his other hand out and placed it on mikes face before letting out a giggle and had red glow on his cheeks as he continued to pat at mikes face pulling on his lip. Mike growled and had the tips of his ears turn Crimson.
"Kid- I'm not your dad." He sighed grabbing the babies little hand pulling it away. Jeremy tilted his head in confusion and blinked, Mike raised a brow tilting his own head. "What." The blue eyed male asked.
"Da da-"
Mike groaned loudly and growled. "No! I'm not your dad! Get that through your head kid!" Mike said harshly, due to the fact he never grew up with a father since his own father left him at birth, it was personal to him. But how the hell would Jeremy know that.

The baby's eyes then filled up with tears as he stared up at him then hiccuped and began to cry into his baby fists. "Ah shit- come on kid hey look I'm sorry." Mike sighed feeling guilt hit him right in the gut. He held Jeremy out under his armpits and pouted trying to keep a straight face. But this kids expression made guilt continuously hit him hard.
Jeremy rubbed his eyes with his baby fists as he continued crying due to his sensitivity. And the fact he was a baby. "Come on Jeremy please-" Mike groaned and dipped his head down in annoyance before looking back up to the crying baby. Mike then kissed the babies forehead and pulled him into his chest. Jeremy continued to cry and hiccup before he soon calmed down due to the kiss he was given on his head letting out a little soothed sound having a grip onto mikes shirt. Mike then smiled softly and sighed with relief walking out into the living room then into the kitchen beginning to make a bottle of milk for Jeremy since he could feel him nibbling onto his shirt and could hear his stomach growl from time to time. When he got the milk he placed Jeremy on the counter as he did so he had more access with his hands.

Jeremy tilted his head as he sucked on his hand having his feet dangle from the edge of the counter before leaning forward and was on the verge of falling. He looked over the edge causing his weight to go off the edge. Mike was pouring some milk into Jeremys bottle and turned his head around in time to gasp and shout, "SHIT-"
Before he caught Jeremy by grabbing the back of his shirt. "Eh?" The baby tilted his head as he looked up at the male that was as pale as snow from being afraid that Jeremy would hurt himself. Mike glared at the baby before yanking him into his arms and huffed turning around then groaned loudly since he spilled some of the milk.
"Damn it! Ugh okay stay in your fucking play pen."'he grumbled placing Jeremy in his little play area beginning to clean up the milk with the towel.
"D-daaaaamn aaaat. Damn at? Dam- da da damn it. Damn it!" Jeremy then shouted as he clapped his hands. "Oh my fucking god no-"
"Damn it! Dam damn it!" He exclaimed again before Mike rushed over and picked him up covering his mouth.
"No. That's bad only I can say it." He said furrowing his eyebrows. "Buh ba baaaa." Jeremy giggled and hiccuped. "Oh don't act so innocent." Mike sighed and couldn't help but smile a little sitting down on the couch narrowing his eyes over to the bottle of milk on the counter thinking that he would deal with it later that is until Jeremy reached up and grabbed his beanie yanking it off. He gasped and lost a little color in his skin. "No! Bad! Give it back!" He said as if he were the child only to feel the babies hand placed on his forehead sitting up and patted one of his scar. "Boo boo." Jeremy then said in a low tone leaning his own head in and nuzzled his head gently giving one of his scars a gentle kiss pulling away and smile. "Awl bettow!" The baby giggled clapping his hands. Mike was taken back by the babies actions. He eased his gaze before pulling the baby into his shoulder letting out a sigh stroking Jeremys soft head of fluffy brown hair.
"Yeah... All better."

*Casually writes this during math class* //