(Jeffs dream cause everyone wants Jeff x pineapples to be a thing for some weird reason)

I was walking in a field with plants all around me when I heard a sweet voice. I started walking towards the voice, almost running at one point. There, in a bed of flowers, was the most beautiful thing ever. Well, other than myself. It was a pineapple. It was so beautiful and perfect. "Jeff-Chan, taste my sweets" (okay wtf) It couldn't be.. The pineapple wanted me to taste its sweets. I felt my face turn blood red as I nodded, getting on my knees. "Of course my lovely pineapple~" I leaned down, watching as its outside peeled off showing its sweet insides. I licked my cut lips.

I woke up in my room, looking around. "Did I just have a dream about a pineapple?"

(I FEEL AWKWARD NOW)