Jeff wanted to spend time with one of his favorite friends today but thought it be best to take along someone who definitely needed the social skills.

EJ: Why do I have to do this?

Jeff: Cuz you ain't got no game son! B-/

EJ: -_- but I didn't want to come

Jeff: Too bad bitch! D:< We're here! :D

EJ: Oh god...

Jeff: *walks up to an apartment door and was going to ring the door bell but instead kicked the door open*

EJ: o_o um...

Jeff: Come on! Meet my best friend! :3

EJ: Fine...

Jeff: Great!! :D *walks in through the doorway* THE PIMP IS HERE!!! WHERE'S MY BITCH ASS HOE?!?!

EJ: O__O oh my..

A dark skinned girl, with black hair and blonde highlights with a purple top and jeans on, walked out of one of the rooms and smiled.

Jeff: Jack, meet my favorite bitch, Shaniqua! :3

EJ: Uh...hi.

Shaniqua: Hello! It's nice to meet a friend of Jeff's! ^-^

EJ: Same here :) *thinks to himself* (I think this will actually be a pretty good experience for me-)

Jeff: So, HEY BITCH!!! >:D

Shaniqua: HEY MAN WHORE!!! >:D

Jeff: *flips hair* Gurl you know it!

EJ: Nevermind...

Shaniqua: So what you be up to? Just been killin' and shit?!

Jeff: Hells yeah! Always! Now where the weed up in here?!

EJ: JEFF?! OAO

Jeff: Relax, spazz, that's code name for Cheetos! :D

Shaniqua: We like our Cheetos man.

EJ: Um...ok?

Jeff: Now lighten up *claps EJ's shoulder* we're gonna have some good ol' fun. Ain't that right Shaniqua?!

Shaniqua: Hells yeah! :D oh but before we start, I wanna introduce you to my new roommate!

Jeff: Oooooohhh I'm curious!

Shaniqua: Ok! But be nice. She can be insecure and highly sensitive.

Jeff: Don't worry, Shanny! We'll be on our best behaviour! Right Jack?

EJ: Yeah...

Jeff: GREAT!!! Bring the girl out, Shanny!

Shaniqua: Alright! I'll be right back guys! :3

Jeff: *watches as Shaniqua leaves to go get her new roommate and then turns to Jack* So how are you liking this so far?

EJ: It's ok. Nothing exciting has happened yet so I don't have a full opinion.

Jeff: Well don't worry. Some major shizz goes down when me and Shanny are together! You'll definitely have some fun! :D

EJ: I hope so...

Shaniqua: Hey guys I'm back! :3

Jeff: Awesome!

Shaniqua: *pulls in a girl with a paper bag over her head * This is my new roommate, Regan!

Regan: *waves shyly*

Jeff & EJ: o_o

Shaniqua: She's from Washington D.C.! :D

Jeff: Cool but...why does she have a paper back over her head???

Shaniqua: Dafuq should I know? Now let's get this party started!!!

EJ: Yippie...

After playing an intense game of monopoly, guitar hero and leap frog that ended horribly with Jeff falling out of the balcony, the four decided to sit down and play a nice game of truth or dare.

Jeff: Jack! I dare you to roll on the wall again!! >:D

EJ: *groans* fine! *gets up, gets on the wall and rolls up, defying all gravity*

Shaniqua: that still disturbs the hell outta me...

Jeff: Okay Shanny, it's your turn!!!

Shaniqua: okai :D JEFF!! Truth or dare?!

Jeff: TRUTH! :3

Shaniqua: okay! Is it true you're in a secret British accent society?

Jeff: NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!!!!!! O_o

Shaniqua: Oops..

Jeff: Alright now it's Jack's turn!

EJ: uh...Shaniqua, truth or dare?

Shaniqua: I pick truth my good sir O3o

EJ: okay is it true that you can eat a whole bag of Cheetos in under one minute.

Shaniqua: I already did *holds up an empty Cheetos bag*

EJ: oh lord

Jeff: that's so hot :3

EJ: wtf...

Shaniqua: Okay! Jeff truth or dare?

Jeff: Daaaaaarrrrrrreeeeee!!!!

Shaniqua: I dare you.....*thinks* *gets an idea and gives a devilish smile* I dare you to make out with Jack!

EJ: WHAAAAAATTT?!?!?

Jeff: Sure whateva

EJ: NO NO WAIT-!

Jeff: *lunges towards Jack and takes off his mask to kiss him*

Shaniqua: -w-

Jeff: *eventually stops making out with Jack and sits quietly on the floor*

EJ: *totally traumatized* you Frenched me....

Jeff: Hey it's not like that was the first time. -_- You're so cute when you sleep -w-

EJ: WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Jeff: ANYWAYS! It is now....Regan's turn.

Regan: ._.

Jeff: Regan! Truth or dare?

Regan: *shrugs*

Jeff: um....ok I'll just pick something for you. You'll get dare!

Regan: *shrugs*

Jeff: Awesome! I dare you to take off that paper bag! >:D

Shaniqua: what?! o_o no way she'd take the thing off! She never does.

Regan: *slowly takes off the paper bag*

Jeff: *smirks* See! She is gonna take it off. Ha!

Shaniqua: Oh lawd

Regan: *finally takes off paper bag*

Jeff: She's not so baaaaaaaa- HOLY SHIZNICKS!!!!!!!

EJ: I wanna go home... ,_,

Regan: *raspy voice* sup

Jeff: oAo

Shaniqua: ERMEGERD!!!! You're beautiful gurl!

Jeff & EJ: What?!

Regan: aw thanks! Now it's my turn! Jeeeeeefffffff...

Jeff: Y-yeah?

Regan: Truth or dare?

Jeff: T-Truth...

Regan: Is it true that you still sleep with your teddy at night???

Jeff: What? Of course not-!

Regan: TELL THE TRUTH YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!! *demonic voice*

Jeff: OKAY OKAY I DO!!!! *cries* I DO!!!!

EJ: *starts weeping silently*

Regan: You're so lame >:3

Jeff: I am not lame!

Regan: Yes you are! Who the hell sleeps with a teddy?

Jeff: Yeah?! Well who the hell has a face like yours!

Shaniqua & EJ: Jeff...

Jeff: Get some proactive or some shit! And get dem damn tangles out of your hair! God you need a tan!

Shaniqua & EJ: Jeff...!

Jeff: Not even Slendy would go out with you and he don't even have any god damn eyes!

Shaniqua & EJ: Jeff!!!

Jeff: you need a shower gurl! Ugh I can just smell the anti-social noob coming off of you. Gross! And you need a Tic-Tac too-.

Shaniqua & EJ: JEFF!!!

Jeff: What?!

Shaniqua & EJ: *back up into a corner and hold each other*

Jeff: The hell is wrong with you guys-? *sudden invisible force pushes Jeff up a wall* o_o

Regan: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!!!! I'LL TEAR OFF YOUR FLESH FROM YOUR MUSCLE AND BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR POOR EXCUSE OF A BODY!!!!!

Jeff: Aw... I thought the work outs were helping D:

Regan: SHUT UP, FUCKASS!!!

Jeff: Well shit...

Regan: *makes invisible force drop Jeff to the floor then throw him into another wall and then repeat*

Jeff: *sprawled on the floor, writhing in pain* someone had a bowl of bitch flakes this morning...

Regan: *growls and throws him into a wall again*

Jeff: ......And apparently it seems to be that time of the month...

Regan: Shut up, you idiot!!! I'll damn you to hell!!!

Jeff: Too late for that bitch! >:D

Regan: *growls and suddenly vomits on Jeff*

Jeff: *poker face*

EJ: Aw that's nasty...

Shaniqua: Dammit Regan, I said no more eating aged cheese!!! D: god that's disgusting!

Jeff: What's sad is that I ain't even mad...

Regan: How revolting

Jeff: IKR. I'm so used to it!

Regan: *growls and everything in the apartment starts flying around her*

Jeff: I don't think- *ducks under flying lamp* -that this is the right time- *ducks under nightstand* -to be making shit fly- *gets hit by sofa and flies across to the balcony*

Shaniqua: Jeff!!!

EJ: Hold on buddy I'm coming!!! *runs to Jeff's rescue*

Regan: *gets in Jack's way and growls* DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

EJ: NOPE!!! *runs back into the corner with Shaniqua*

Jeff: Wtf bro!

EJ: What?! She scares me!

Jeff: God dammit jack!

EJ: I love you!

Jeff: Fuck you! D:<

Regan: TIME TO DIE A BLOODY DEATH!!! *forces Jeff back and haves him hang from the balcony railing*

Jeff: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Shaniqua: NO JEFF!

Regan: Bye Bye little killer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *pries off Jeff's hands from the railing*

Jeff: NOT TONIGHT BYOTCH!! *drags down Regan with him as he falls*

Shaniqua & EJ: JEEEEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!!!

Regan: *lands in a garbage dumpster full of garbage bags*

Jeff: *lands on a car, making the roof collapse in the impact* son of a bitch...

Regan: *gets out of the dumpster and walks to Jeff* Maybe I should just rip your head off right now.

Jeff: WAIT! Before you do...I want to do something for you.

Regan: And what might that be?

Jeff: :3

*spongebob guy* One hour later~

Salon employee: And...voila! *pulls back curtains to reveal a new and improved Regan*

Jeff: OMG she's gorgeous! *o*

Regan: *looks in a mirror to see herself with perfect skin, shiny wavy brown hair, beautiful sparkling eyes and perfect pink lips and speaks in a normal girl voice* I look...beautiful....for the first time in a long time...th-thank you, Jeff!

Jeff: no prob! :D now come here and give Jeffery a hug! :3

Regan: :D *hug*

Jeff: *hug*

Salon employee: awwwwww~

Jeff: *suddenly stabs Regan in the throat with a random Cheeto and laughs* I GOT YOU BITCH!!! >:D

Salon employee: 0_0

Shaniqua & EJ: *rush into the salon and pant from running* Jeff!

Jeff: Sup :3

Shaniqua: Thank god we found you! :D

EJ: Oh I'm relieved

Jeff: Oh jack, you couldn't live without me could you? Come here and let me kiss you my love!

EJ: what?

Jeff: *grabs Jack and leans him down like people do in waltz dances* oh how I've longed for this, reunited and together again, me amor~

EJ: wait whats going on?!

Jeff: show me your beautiful face and let me embrace your lips with all my love!

EJ: Whoa hold the fuck up, this is gay bro-!

Jeff: *pulls Jack closer* It's not gay! This is love! *takes off Jack's mask and kisses him again*

EJ: MMMPPHHHHPMMM!!!! *flails arms around and tries to pry himself away from Jeff*

Salon employee: Awwwww???

Shaniqua: *looks down at Regan and notices the Cheeto lodged in her throat* Ooooh Cheeto!! *grabs it and eats the blood covered Cheeto* -w-

EJ: DON'T EAT A DAMN CHEETO! HELP ME!!!! D:

Jeff: Keep screaming for me, babe~! Let's take this somewhere private. *drags Jack towards a closet*

EJ : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaniqua: Don't forget to use protection~! :D

EJ: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!!

Winner- Jeff

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Surprise Yaoi xDDDD!!!

Lol anyways sorry it's been awhile. Apparently the Exorcist is hard to make a slight parody out of, at least for me. But I did it! So yay! I'll see which monster/serial killer to do next. Until then, stay creepy my friends~! :D