It was the day/morning of the interview, Jake had (just) arrived at the studio. He was currently downing a beverage that bore a striking resemblance to orange juice, as if the digestive system was a work of fiction.

"Jake!" He was interrupted as an intern bellowed (uttered) his name.

"Huh," Jake thought. "I'll have to fire her later."

And with that, he groaned before making his way to the set and waving at his live audience.

Accompanying his wave was his beautiful, devilish smile.

"Well, now. Howdy folks, quite a crowd we got 'ere tonight," Jake exclaimed using/with a mock texan twang.  (accent).

"Now, allow me to introduce our first guest of the season.. MORGAN HUDSON! Also known as Morgz™," he added (as well as uttered) the last part on a whisper.

And then, suddenly, as if by human means of travelling (i.e legs), a wild and weird Morgz (Morgan) Hudson appeared.

He walked out with all his swagger, glaring daggers at the (fe)males and blowing foe promises of love to the males.

Alas, every good show must come to an end, which led (to) Morgan Hudson claiming his seat in front of our beloved host, Jake Joseph Paul.

Our beloved host, Jake Paul cleared his throat before thinly and wheezily saying "uts, utz, tst, hi".

Morgan was GOBSMACKED he could not believe he was infatuated with Jake, JAKE Paul. Jake JOSEPH Paul.

"You wanna suck a lil pine, just say so, you little rascal!" Morgan coaxed, shocking everyone in the audience, the producers, the whole crew and most importantly of all, Jake (Joseph) Paul.