-(Y/N) POV-

We bought the superglue and laxatives and stuffed them in Narumi's backpack and were currently crouched behind a bench at the park. The only thing visible were our eyes through the bench gaps as we scanned the premise. Kaminari was already there and Narumi's eyes were glued onto him. I nudged her "look is that the girl" I whispered as a red haired girl dressed in a little black dress skipped her way over to him. She had her hair loose covering her shoulders. She had little golden heels on which matched her golden painted nails and a cute matching golden purse.

"She looks like such a rich kid"

"yup she is"

"did I say that out loud?"

"yeah" Narumi whispered

We stayed silent as we watched them greet each other. Kaminari stood up and started talking to her with a grin on his face which matched her giddy expression. He was dressed in casual clothes which consisted of black ripped jeans and a white shirt. They talked for a while before they began walking whilst Narumi had a disgusted look plastered on her face the whole time she crouched next to me. "gross" she whispered as she waddled past me – still crouching. We Naruto ran our way through the trees, stopping every time we came close to them. We had our stealth black beanies on and those surgical masks which were black too to match our ninja modes. The couple were turning onto the street which led out of the park. Narumi handed me some black sunglasses and we put them on at the same time and nodded to each other. We turned onto the same street and followed them, walking slowly.

"what's her name?" I whispered over to Narumi

"Emiko"

"Emiko, got it – and you sure about this? I mean, it's pretty evil"

"She's technically in our friend group but is friends with the popular people too. She loves the attention and the first chance she gets to ditch us, she totally would. She went to their side once when they offered an invite to a party and they came and egged my house when everyone was over for a sleepover – among other things which make her a snake. Basically she deserves it and has had it coming."

I nodded my head in response "Karma is on her way"

When they walked into a fancy looking restaurant we stopped and gawked at the sight in front of us.

"How the frick can he afford this?!" I said "is he rich and I just didn't know this whole time?!"

"(Y/N) stay on task!"

"yeah yeah I'm here"

We walked into the restaurant which had dim lighting making it seem extra romantic. Our eyes scanned the room looking for them when a waiter blocked our view.

"sorry do you have a reservation?"

"A reservation?" Narumi asked, her voice wavering

"Yes we are..." I glanced quickly over at the list of bookings the waiter had in his arms as he looked at us expectedly with slight worry clouding his face as he took into account our strange attire.

"I am Mrs Cho's daughter and this is my... my girlfriend" I said linking my arms with Narumi

"Your girlfriend?" he quirked his eyebrow judgementally

"yeah got a problem? Maybe you'd like to take it up with my MOTHER -  Mrs Cho." I said matter of factly

"I see, and where is Mrs Cho?"

"She couldn't come today so she told me to make use of her reservation and I MUST say I'm not very impressed by the service so far" I gave him a pointed look

"right this way" he quickly sprang into action and guided us to a corner seat. He handed us our menus and introduced himself as the waiter who will be serving us today. I raised my eyebrows motioning him to leave us alone. He bowed his head and hurried away.

"Jesus (Y/N)!" Narumi looked over at me

"Oh my god why are you so sweaty"

"Because!"

"Yeah? Its fine as long as we bounce before the actual Mrs. Cho arrives"

"damn you're a good actress"

I flipped my hair "We're in badass ninja mode remember?"

"right" she sat up straight and copied the snooty rich kid demeanour, pursing her lips to seem extra mean. She then picked up the menu without her pinkies touching it. "dude we can't actually order anything, this place is too expensive"

"I know, I know, lets just get a small dessert and share"

"kay"

We ordered a slice of chocolate cake and glanced over at Kaminari and Emiko who had ordered pasta. They were sitting diagonally across from us, giving us the perfect view that was close enough to hear some of the things they were talking about. It really wasn't anything interesting... just normal talk about school and family.

Narumi had her eyes focused on the cake in front of us but her expression told me she was listening intently to the conversation.

"can I have the icing?" I asked. Her eyes relaxed and she looked up at me.

"huh?"

"icing" I motioned at the top of the cake "can I have it?"

"yeah"

"icing is the best part of any cake" I mumbled, shoving the topping in my mouth. Narumi stared at me disgustedly

"you're so gross how do you have 3 boys after you?"

"I know right? I have no idea – ask them"

She went back to prodding the cake and glanced up at me – slightly annoyed

"what?"

She motioned towards Kaminari and Emiko subtly with a nod

"right" I said, wiping my mouth with the back of my hand. Our eyes latched onto Emiko who seemed to be getting up to go to the bathroom - I assumed.

"Now's our chance" I whispered

"what do we do?"

"Okay so you take the superglue and make you way to the bathroom after Emiko so you're behind them and then crouch down and crawl towards Kaminari but keep a low profile so Emiko doesn't see you. Then you try and put superglue on his fingertips then crawl back to the bathrooms and act like you just came out and come back to me"

"got it"

She grabbed the superglue and got up, making her way to the washroom. When she got to the doors of the bathroom, she slid her surgical mask back up her face and pulled her beanie down onto her head more securely, then nodded at me. I nodded back and watched her get down on all fours in the corner. I couldn't see her anymore...

'it's up to you now' I thought in my All Might's voice in my head and chuckled to myself. That's probably what he'll say to Midoriya at some point.

Before I knew it, I saw Narumi get up back where she started at the restroom and she made her way towards me and sat back down.

"did you do it?" I asked. She nodded.

"but I couldn't get much on otherwise he would've felt something"

"don't worry, it's called 'super' for a reason"

We watched in suspense, waiting for him to pull out his special move on Emiko.

"this is hopeless" I whispered after what seemed like an half an hour but was actually something like 3 minutes "what if the glue dried up?"

"NO no wait LOOK!" she whisper shouted, shaking my arm.

This is it. He's about to do it. Kaminari's hand was outstretched and inching towards Emiko's face. His knuckles brushed her pink cheek and his fingers began twirling her hair. He inched forwards, and so did she. 'Holy moly they're about to kiss'

Narumi's face drained of all colour and her hand that clutched onto my arm loosened in disbelief as if her soul seemed to just leave her body.

I picked up my phone and pulled up the mask and shouted into my phone

"YOU GOT HER PREGNANT?! YOU BASTARD WE ARE OVER" everyone in the restaurant turned to look at me as I did the most dramatic crying sequence of my life. I collapsed dramatically back on my seat and peeked towards Kaminari and Emiko who pulled away from each other, equally startled. Until they both realised that Kaminari's hand wouldn't leave her scalp. I smirked under my mask and turned back to Narumi who had the menu hiding her face from the rest of the customers who began to go back to hushed whisperings about 'the poor girl who's boyfriend cheated on her'

Narumi lowered the menu and glanced over at Emiko and Kaminari who were both distressed. Emiko was trying not to cry but still trying to keep her cute smile on her face which made her look weird. Kaminari broke out into a cold sweat trying to pull his hand out of her friggin' head. It's not like he could electrocute it out without zapping his date. He leaned over the table towards Emiko and inspected his fingers with a quizzical expression, brow creased in added frustration. He looked so panicked and asked for Emiko to close her eyes.

Narumi and I shared a look at each other and watched as Kaminari took one of the sharper knives from their table

"no way" we said in unison

"he's actually gonna cut her hair" Narumi whispered

"he's gonna pull a Narumi"

She nudged me but I couldn't tear my eyes away from the scene to look at Narumi, so we both stared in anticipation. We watched as Kaminari finished cutting himself out of Emiko's hair and sat back down. He told Emiko to open her eyes again and she did so worriedly. We watched as she pulled out a compact mirror from her purse and looked at her reflection in disbelief. She excused herself to go to the restroom, voice shaking, small and controlled.

"she's still gonna come back?! She won't leave after that?" Narumi asked

We were disturbed as our waiter returned to us to see if we were enjoying our meal.

"oh we ARE" I said with a small smile.

"Ms Cho" he said judgementally as if he'd figured out that I wasn't, in fact, Ms. cho's daughter, "I thought you said you were together" he said motioning towards Narumi and I, smile still stuck onto his face. His beady little eyes flitted between us as if trying to prove something.

"I-U-uh" 'what the hell do I do?'

"I'm sorry I thought it was RUDE to pry into other peoples' business" I said snootily "besides, haven't you ever heard of threesomes?"

His face drained of all colour "oh, I-That was rude of me. Sorry, If there is anything else I can assist you with, let me know" he said before walking off sheepishly. I turned to Narumi and mouthed

"It's laxative time" with a determined look on my face.

Narumi was so close to bursting out into laughter but I gave her a stern look

'ninja mode remember' I used my quirk to remind her, and her face straightened out and she cleared her throat.

"your turn I already went" Narumi whispered.

"fine" I grumbled as Narumi handed me the pills which must've looked a lot like some sort of drug trade to anyone watching. I slid out of my seat and did the same as Narumi last time. I crawled on all fours towards nervous looking Kaminari and got under the table which was covered by cloth that reached the floor. I was now staring at Kaminari's legs. Great.  'how do I put the pills in her juice without Kaminari noticing??' I asked Narumi with my quirk. I read her mind as she told me that she'd bump past his seat on her way to the restroom but won't actually go in since she didn't want to run into Emiko. I waited for some kind of disturbance. The legs came to life under the table and I leaned back to the edge hoping they wouldn't sense me. My hand slid upwards and dropped 4 pills into the juice and I hastily crawled back to my seat, followed by Narumi who sat by me again.

"was four too many?"

"FOUR?" she looked at me worried

"this is gonna be a shit show"

"well people probably think we already have diarrhoea with the amount we've been going to the bathroom"

We watched as Emiko came out of the Ladies, with her hair restyled as she sat back down and resumed her conversation with Kaminari who studied her face with a worried expression. He continued to apologise as Emiko sipped nervously on her drink. She wasn't even touching her food anymore.

'R.I.P Narumi'

Her stomach let out the loudest lurching noise and her face contorted into a stunned and embarrassed expression. Her stomach made it again and she giggled nervously, trying to hide the noises and continue her date.

'This girl is dedicated'

She shifted in her seat and a fart escaped. Kaminari stopped talking and stared at her in disbelief. They paused. Another fart – much louder than before, and a red-faced Emiko hurriedly excused herself and ran to the bathroom, leaving a trail of broad and sharp sounding farts, but didn't make it in time before watery shit started running down her leg as she lunged into the washroom. Kaminari's eyes which followed her practically bulged when he saw. Both Narumi and I couldn't hold in the giggles which erupted from our booth in the restaurant.

Meanwhile the waiter who had waited on us was occupied at the entrance making a commotion of his own and motioning towards us. Our eyes shifted towards the entrance at a tight-lipped woman with high cheekbones, and a sour expression on her face as her eyes boar into ours.

My gleeful expression turned serious "Time to go I think cho wants her seat" I said nervously at Narumi who still had her eyes glued to Kaminari. She turned to me, then fixed her eyes on the real Ms. Cho and the angry waiter who was making his way towards us. We slapped down the money for the cake and ran towards the kitchens hoping there was an outlet at the back. There was. And among the smoke, chopped vegetables, and shouting chefs, we emerged from our triumphant mission and ran until we could no longer feel our legs with our laughter filling the open sky.

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You guys deserve a long chapter so here it is! We'll see the boys next chapter since its been very (y/n) based recently...

<3 Eliza