My shower thoughts be like:

•Because you've blinked you've never see a whole movie in your life.

•What if dogs only lick us because they know we have bones inside.

•Your bellybutton used to be your old mouth

•A beanbag is a boneless couch.

•Your car keys have travelled further than your car.

•Do stomach's think all potatoes are mashed?

•Why's it called Quicksand if it drowns us slow and not fast.