Lunar: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

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Draco: I may be stupid,
*Draco is offline.

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Kyran: Evan and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Alec: What did he do?
Kyran: He chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Evan: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Valerie: I can be your partner for the next race.
Gold: Sorry, Valerie. It's a sibling race.
Funneh: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Gold: It's only children, Funneh. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you.

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Rainbow: Did you win? Or just not die?
Rainbow: Either way, hooray.
Lunar: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Rainbow: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.