Rainbow: Yes, I'm adopting Evan and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Funneh: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Lunar: That's deep.
Rainbow: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Lunar: That's deeper.
Gold: ...You guys are idiots.

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Funneh: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Kyran: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Funneh: What about it? They are.
Kyran: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Kyran: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Funneh: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Alec: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Gold: I like the yellow ones.
Funneh and Kyran: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

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Valerie: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.
Senpai: Punt like football.

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Gold: *to Lunar* First rule of battle, little one... don't ever let them know where you are.
Funneh: *shooting out of frame* WHOO-HOO, I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAHAA, WHOO-HOO!
Gold: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.