Funneh: Gold, gather the others. We need to have another Evan-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurt-someone convention.

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Alec: Kyran is ugly.
Kyran: Wh-.
Evan: Alec, Kyran isn't a mirror.

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Draco: I've started seeing someone.
Lunar: As in dating?
Lunar: Or as in hallucinations?

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Rainbow: You're violent.
Meghan: Yeah, but I'm short so it's adorable.

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Celeste: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Yandere: *stuffing a bag* Not by the law!