*The Krew is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Rainbow: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Funneh: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Gold: What about Draco? Nobody ever suspects Draco!
Draco: Well, what about Rainbow? She has a gun!
Rainbow: Lunar has a knife!
Lunar: Yeah, for fun, not for murder. *stabs Funneh in the arm*

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Evan: Do you cook?
Gold: I made a cake once.
Funneh: Yeah, it was good.
Gold: Really?
Funneh: Don't make me lie twice, Gold.

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Draco: It's not our fault!
Alec: Yeah, but... come on, the least we can do is talk to them.
Draco: No, the least we could do is nothing!

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Kyran: How many children do you have?
Rainbow: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Aly: Editor's note: What the fuck?