Gold: Guess I can't gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss my way outta this one, fellas.

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Kyran: You have friends and I envy that.
Senpai: You're welcome to share my friends.
Kyran: *looks at Yandere and Lunar*
Kyran: I don't want those.

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Felicia: What's it like being tall?
Elijah: Is it nice?
Celeste: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Lunar: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Evelyn: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Alec: Um, murder???
Funneh: Adventuring!
Gold: Tuesday.

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Yandere: I got an idea!
Elijah: Does it involve breaking the law?
Yandere: By now don't you think that's a given?
Elijah: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Yandere: Don't bother.