Funneh: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
Alec: I'm worried about you.

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Draco: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.
Kyran: Actually, Draco, it's salt.
Draco: That's what I said, sodium chloride.
Kyran: Uh, Draco, that would be salt.
Draco: *takes salt packer from Kyran* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, but you are also factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall.
Kyran:
Draco: You annoying little shit.

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Evelyn: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

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Funneh: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Gold: No.
Lunar: I did not.
Draco: I've already forgotten it.
Funneh: Oh good, neither did I.
Rainbow: *sigh*

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Lunar: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Gold: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.