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Alec: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Elijah: Weight loss? Drink water.
Celeste: Clear skin? Drink water.
Yandere: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Rainbow: Guys... the principal just called—
Funneh: It was Draco!
Draco: It was Lunar!
Lunar: It was Gold!
Gold: It was me!

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Evan: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Kyran: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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Brittney: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat?
Felicia: I don't usually eat with losers.
Brittney: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?

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Senpai: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.