Gold: That's not very 'love thy neighbor' of you!

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Draco: Any questions?
Rainbow: Uh, yes. What tHE FUCK WAS THAT?
Draco: A plan, duh...
Funneh: Rainbow, chill, I know it's weird, but Draco has a point.
Rainbow:
Rainbow: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

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Aly: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Alec: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

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Elijah: How would you like to live forever?
Yandere: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.

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Alec: Why is Kyran crying on the floor?
Evan: They're drunk.
Alec: And?
Evan: They saw a picture of Gold's spouse.
Alec: But they're Gold's spouse.
Evan: I know.