Valerie: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Valerie: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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Draco: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Lunar: Bleach.
Funneh: Sewage.
Draco: ...okay, edgelords, jeez.

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Felicia: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!
Gold: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you!

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Rainbow: If I may interject...
Draco: Oh, awesome, Rainbow was eavesdropping.

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Celeste: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Alec: Um, murder???
Elijah: Adventuring!
Yandere: Tuesday.