Funneh: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Gold: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Funneh: You don't even have a legitimate reason?
Gold: Oh, no, I do.
Funneh: Well, what is it?
Gold: You see, I simply don't give a fuck.

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Kyran: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Kyran: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Senpai: Bonjour.
Evan: Le growl.
Prince: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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Prince: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Lunar: Prince, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Draco?

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Elijah: Why is there blood everywhere?
Yandere: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Elijah: You stabbed someone?!
Yandere: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Kyran: Why can't trees give off something important like wifi??
Alec: So fuck oxygen, I guess.