Lunar: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Gold: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.

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Draco: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give DraconiteDragon lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Funneh: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

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Rainbow: *seeing a banana on the car seat* What the FUCK??
Rainbow: *buckling the banana up* Fucking buckle UP, it's the LAW!