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Yandere: this was a 100% successful trip
Celeste: we lost Alec..
Yandere: this was a 100% successful trip

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Alec: My future partner must be of the utmost logical mindset and—
Funneh: *trips over a potted plant and then apologizes to it*
Alec: I want that one

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Gold: I would die for you
Kyran: Id die for you too
Gold, suddenly very emotional: please don't do that

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Valarie, trying to get answers out of Alec: So, do you have a crush on anyone?
Alec, without looking up from his phone: The only crush I have is crushing anxiety

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Draco on his room balcony: *sneezes*
Lunar, on the room balcony above him: bless you
Draco: god???

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Kyran: You better stop raising your voice at me RIGHT now!
Alec: or what?
Kyran: I'll... I'll cry and I really don't want to be embarrassed right now..

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Rainbow: I hope you two have an explanation for this
Funneh: actually, we have three
Draco: pick your favorite

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Draco: me and Lunar get along perfectly fine! Right, Lunar?
Lunar: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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Funneh: Where's the yogurt? I thought you went to the store
Rainbow: *mumbles*
Funneh: what?
Rainbow: I couldn't reach it! It was on the top shelf!

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Kyran: that's a pretty rock
Evan: thanks! Alec gave it to me
Alec: I threw it at you
Evan: he's very sweet

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Alec: relax. just act mature
Kyran: Mature. Got it
*later, on a date*
Gold: so what do you do for fun
Kyran, in a deep serious voice: taxes

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