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Funneh: Had a spooky dream about Yandere threatening to kill me. But that's not gonna stop me
Evelyn: I think your dreams are trying to tell you something
Funneh: Fuck my dreams, they don't know shit

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Gold: Are you okay?!
Kyran, tearing up: Yeah...it's just the onions.
Gold: Oh...okay...
Gold, to the onions: whAT diD yOu sAy tO HiM??!

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Rainbow, on the phone: I just got home - where are you guys?
Funneh: The hospital.
Rainbow: What happened?
Funneh: Draco swallowed a watermelon seed.
Rainbow: So? It's not like it's going to grow a watermelon in his stomach.
Funneh:
Rainbow:
Funneh: We'll be home in ten minutes.

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Celeste: I like my men how I like my coffee
Yandere: You only drink tea??
Celeste:

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The rest of the Krew: You're under arrest
Funneh: No
The rest of the Krew: Damn

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Gold: Draco, add 'zucchini' to that shopping list.
Draco, writing: Z-U-K-
Gold: Nope
Draco: Z-O-O-K-
Gold: No...
Draco: Let's get corn instead.

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Alec: You need a hobby, Kyran.
Kyran: I have a hobby!
Alec: Staring at Gold isn't a hobby.
Kyran: You're right. It's a profession and I excel at my job!

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Evan: How is the best friend anyone could ever have today?
Kyran: I don't know, how are you?
Evan, tearing up: I-I'm good...

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Evan: did it hurt—?
Alec: Yes.
Evan: ...you didn't wait for the "when you fell from heaven" part.
Alec: Everything hurts.

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Alec: You tricked me.
Yandere: I deceived you, Lec. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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