Sorry I haven't updated this in a while QwQ

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Kyran: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitations! it's supposed to say "Evan's birthday"
Alec: well, what does it say?
Kyran: "Evan's bi"
Alec: wait, that could still work.

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Evelyn: Hey, what are you doing?
Yandere, holding a handful of adoption certificates: ...Nothing?
Evelyn calling after her as she leaves: If you're adopting children, make sure they're not feral!
Yandere, the next day, leading Alec, Elijah, and Celeste into the house: So literally all of them are feral and I love them.
Evelyn: *long-suffering sigh*

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Lunar: Why is Rainbow crying? And why is Funneh smiling like that?
Gold: Oh, Rainbow said that an onion is the only food that can make you cry
Lunar: ...and?
Gold: Funneh threw a watermelon at her

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[in an elevator]
Alec: stop, you're making me claustrophobic.
Elijah: what does that mean?
Celeste: it means he's afraid of santa clause.
Alec: no it doesn't!
Elijah: ho ho ho!
Celeste: Eli, stop it! you're scaring him!

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Rainbow, enthusiastically: some people just need a high-five!
Funneh, under her breath: in the face...with a chair

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Funneh: Alec, I really think you should put on some sunscreen. You haven't been outside in months I can already see you getting sunburned
Alec: I'm practicing for hell.

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Celeste: let's play 21 questions. you start.
Yandere: uh, sure. what's your favourite color?
Celeste: triangle. are you into girls?

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Kyran: hey, are you seeing anyone?
Funneh, nervous: no, why?
Kyran: idk i think a therapist would be good for you.

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Funneh: are you in love with Alec or something?
Evan, obviously lying: what? of course not.
Funneh: then why do you keep writing "e+a" in your books?
Evan, bullshitting: it stands for "Electronic Arts." I really want that new video game.

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Funneh: Cows smell bad. Just like my brother.

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