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Evan: Are you taken?
Alec: Yeah. For granted

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Funneh: I don't like myself.
Lunar: Yeah, that's common.
Funneh: Really?
Lunar: Yup, lots of people don't like you.

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Funneh: Coconuts are covered in fur and produce milk, so why aren't they classified as mammals.
Gold: Funneh what the heck

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Evan: two years ago today, i married my best friend
Evan: The fandom is still mad about it but me and
Alec were drunk and thought it was funny

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Yandere: I think the news I bring will actually make you quite happy, Alec.
Alec: Why? Are you leaving?

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Kyran: Okay, guys, I gotta say something. I think my feelings for Gold may be resurfacing.
Funneh: Oh, please. They were buried in a shallow grave.

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Funneh: In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.

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Alec: my favourite hobby is telling my father in detail about all my mental health issues and watching him get progressively uncomfortable because he knows he caused at least half of them

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Rainbow: On a scale of 1-10, how annoyed are you?
Lunar: 8.
Rainbow: I can do better.

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Kyran: Can you at least try to be happy?
Alec: The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
Kyran: Alec, no

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