I'm sorry I didn't upload in a while. I kinda forgot this book existed :P

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Funneh: I wish I had the ability.
Gold: To do what?
Funneh: Yeah.

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Funneh: Lunar, in your professional opinion, how do I die?
Lunar: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.
Funneh: Ah. Tragic.
Rainbow: *raises hand*
Lunar: You slip in the bathtub.

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Funneh and/or Draco: being the crackhead of the family ain't easy but someones gotta do it

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Alec: You remind me of life,
Evan: Thanks, but how-
Alec: Cuz your short as fuck.

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Kyran, crying: P-Please don't be mad...
Evan: No! We would never be mad at you!
Alec:
Alec: He literally just murdered someone

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Rainbow: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
Draco: They do.
Gold: Why did you say that with such certainty

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Yandere: what are you guys here for?
Celeste: i'm here to help!
Elijah: i'm here to make things worse

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Alec: If something happens & I don't make it, just know I'll be looking up & watching over you.
Kyran: Up?
Alec: Oh, yeah, I'll be in Hell for sure.

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Lunar, at her graduation speech: I want to thank my saviour during this last year, the one who helped me survive during exams
Lunar: Without you, I wouldn't have made it
Lunar: So thank you, coffee.

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Funneh: When I got drunk, I may have called Draco, and left him an.... indecent voicemail.
[flashback to Funneh on the phone]
Funneh: I'm going to kill you.

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