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Funneh: Listen Lunar, can I-
Lunar: No
Funneh: You didn't even let me finish
Lunar: I'm sticking with no

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Kyran: What are you doing?
Alec: Looking for my will to live.
*Aly walks by*
Alec: Found it.

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Alec: Wow, your family truly is shitty. You should probably get a new one.
Funneh: Yeah, well, that's impossible.
Alec: Not really.
Alec: You could start a new one with me.

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Rainbow: On a scale of one to ten, how mad is Lunar with me?
Gold: Eight.
Funneh: Pft. I can do better than that.

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Gold, singing: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you threw iT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER TOWEL. *breaks down in tears*

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Yandere: I need coffee.
Celeste: You shouldn't be having more than three cups a day, and this is you fifth cup in the last two hours.
Yandere: Give me my coffee you bottom.

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Gold: You were supposed to hand in a paper on current events!
Funneh: I did!
Gold: No, this is today's newspaper with your name written on the top. With crayon.

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Draco: Wanna play twister?
Funneh: No
Rainbow and Gold: Yeah, I'll play!
Lunar: Sure
~~~ Later ~~~
Draco: Left foot blue.
Lunar: *kicks Funneh as she walks by to get a snack*
Lunar: Did I win?

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Draco: I am the kind of person that likes to think things through.
Funneh: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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Nurse: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.
Alec: so that means i'm good at mental health, right?
[crisis counselor enters the room]
Alec: ah, beans.

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