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Evan: Yo, mister red edge man, can you yeet me some of that boneless ice
Alec: Kyran, translate
Kyran: I think he wants a glass of water
Alec: w h a t t h e f u c k

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Funneh: Did you have a plan?
Draco: I thought the adrenaline would take over but it did not.

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Funneh: i am pear shaped
Gold: why
Funneh: food

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Kyran: Be myself? I have a day to win over Gold's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Evan: Couple weeks
Funneh: About two months
Alec: Jury's still out.

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Alec: I've only slept 9 hours in the past 4 days and am on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Alec: *bites into his cellphone*
Alec:
Alec: This isn't a bagel

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Funneh: Here is my wall of inspirational women.
Lunar: Is that a picture of you?
Funneh: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Elijah from across the pool: Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.
Yandere, holding Celeste: *sighs* Elijah, this is a pool. She's practically in my lap. We are gay. we've been dating for three months.

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Alec: Are you a top or a bottom?
Evan: I'm a threat.

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Alec: Come over
Funneh: Do you have food?
Alec: My mom's not home
Funneh: Is she coming back with food?

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Kyran: Why are you so angry all the time?
Alec: Anger is the only emotion I feel.
Funneh: Last night you texted me a lot of heart emojis.
Alec: OUT OF ANGER!

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