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Funneh: [sneezes]
Funneh: You're not even going to say "bless you"?
Gold: I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.

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Gold: i'm the most responsible in the group
The rest of the krew: you literally just lit the kitchen on fire
Gold: yeah, and i take full responsibility for that

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Celeste: Game night, we're each gonna answer questions about Yandere, and if we get it wrong, we take a shot.
[later]
Elijah: Explosion
Celeste: Destruction.
Alec: Disembowelment.
Yandere: Guys, I was a baby! My first word was 'mama'.

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Funneh: Do me a favor, peel this apple for me.
Lunar: Why do you need me to peel an apple for you?
Funneh: Rainbow always does it for me.
Draco: Why does Rainbow always peel your apples for you?
Funneh: She doesn't like me to eat it with the skin on, she says the skin is loaded with toxins.
Lunar: Well Rainbow's not here, just eat it with the skin on.
Funneh: I do not like it with the skin.
Gold: Funneh-
Funneh: I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin, I'M NOT ALLOWED!

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Funneh: Draco's not an idiot, he just lacks all common sense.
Funneh: Like, he can build an entire flying ship with complex circuitry.
Funneh: But you can bet that he's doing the Tide Pod challenge.

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Evan: I'm a cheeto.
Alec: Explain.
Evan: Flamin' hot.

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Evelyn: It's not supposed to hurt, it's science

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Draco: Okay, I'm going to fight Funneh.
Gold: But you're not armed!
Draco: I am.
Gold: With what?
Draco: Overconfidence.

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Yandere: Describe yourself in one word.
Celeste, grabbing Yandere's hand: Yours.
Yandere: Disgusting.
Yandere: Say it again.

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Funneh: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Evelyn: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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