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Evelyn: hey
Evelyn: text me back when you can
Prince: excuse you, I have a girlfriend
Evelyn: congratulations
Evelyn: which part of the powerpoint do you want to do

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Gold: Funneh, what's your favorite food?
Funneh, thinking about the time when she shoved an entire slice of pizza in her mouth because Lunar said pineapple on pizza was gross: Spite

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Kyran: *walking around sad 2 hours after visiting the aquarium*
Alec: What did you think a tiger shark was?

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Evelyn: I'm ambidextrous
Funneh: that's what's up dude love you you love

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Alec: The sky is beautiful tonight
Evan: You know what else is beautiful?
Both, in unison: Funneh

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Yandere: Tell me about yourself
Alec: I get jealous when my phone dies

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Rainbow, on the phone: Hey Funneh, remember when you told me Santa wasn't real?
Rainbow: Well jokes on you, because, I'm at the mall right now and guess who's fucking here

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Lunar: God give me patience
Gold: I think you mean strength
Lunar: If god gave me strength, everyone would be dead

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Evan: A fly flew into my ear. I think it going to eat my brain
Alec: It's gonna starve

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Alec: *hears a bang*
Alec: *picks up Evan and Kyran*
Alec: GRAB THE SMALL ONES FIRST! THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS!
Draco:
Draco: *looks at Rainbow*
Rainbow: yOU LITTLE—

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