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Yandere: [points at Celeste] That's my girlfriend, suckers!
Celeste: Your wife, Yumi
Yandere: My wife! Even better!

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Funneh: I'm the one who got us into this mess, so I'll be the one who gets us into a much, much deeper mess.

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Funneh: Draco, how did you find me?
Draco: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?"

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Gold: You think almonds are hot?
Funneh: Yea, they're spicy.
Gold: Did you say almonds are spicy?
Funneh: They hurt! And they make my throat swell up.
Gold: You're allergic! Almonds are not spicy!

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Valarie: Excuse me, I've never heard of this game of dodging balls before. What are the rules?
Funneh: Don't die.

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Kyran: There is no way I'm letting you do this stupid thing.
Evan: :/
Kyran: ...without me.
Evan: :D

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Kyran: My inner demons are chasing me and they're doing the Naruto run.

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Lunar: i scare people a lot, because i walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms
Lunar: when they turn around i'm just kind of there
Lunar:
Lunar: their fear fuels me

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Funneh: What was that crash?
Draco: My shirt fell.
Gold: That was way too loud to be a shirt.
Draco: I was in it.

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Evan: Destiny is calling!
Alec: I wish destiny would lose our number.

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