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Evan: What's the phobia of being murdered called?
Kyran: Common sense

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Lunar, to Funneh and Draco: so, you two got kicked out of the movies? What for?
Draco: We were yelling out diving scores during titanic as people jumped off the boat

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Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small objects are secure.
Alec, whispering to Funneh: Do you feel safe?

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Evan: [taps at a rhythm]
Kyran: [taps in response]
Alec: Stop that
Kyran: Stop what?
Alec: You're talking about me in Morse code
Evan: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you
[later]
Evan to Funneh: That's exactly what we did

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Funneh: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.
Gold: And you came to me?

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Lunar: *coughing violently*
Rainbow: don't die
Lunar: don't tell me what to do

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Alec: What would you say if someone came barging in and shot me right in front of you, right now?
Yandere: Thank you

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Gold: girl's gotta take his time getting pretty. you think all this was an accident?
Funneh: yes. yes you were

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(My whole concept of Elijlyn)
Evelyn: I should turn you in right now.
Elijah: You wouldn't. Would you?
Evelyn: Give me one reason why I shouldn't?
Elijah: Because I'm ... cute?

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Celeste: Yandere, I told you this morning. No weapons on the dinner table.
Yandere: You said the breakfast table.
Celeste: It's the same table.

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