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Evan: Yes, I am homophobic
Evan: 99% of problems in my life have been caused by a gay person.
Evan:
Evan: I mean, that gay person was my dumbass, but still!

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Teacher: This kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this class
Draco: I'd there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Kyran: You have no idea what I'm capable of
Alec: No offense, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

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Funneh: I want to be like a caterpillar
Gold: Explain
Funneh: Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful
Gold: You do know they have a life span of about a week, right?
Funneh: That's just another highlight

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Lunar: What's the worst decision you've ever made while being drunk?
Funneh: Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to be drunk to make bad decisions

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Alec: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Alec: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Gold: uh.
Kyran: He's trying to tell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Alec: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Evan: *crying* I think it's working

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Yandere: Are you a lesbian?
Celeste: no
Yandere: Are you sure?
Celeste: ...maybe

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Funneh; Draco, wanna play just dance?
Draco: It's 3am
Funneh: and?
Draco: We have videos to make tomorrow...
Funneh: so?
Draco: .... yeah, sure

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Gold: yeah, i looked both ways while crossing the street. i looked both 'beautiful' and 'radiant', too bad i got hit by that car

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Evan: got a vibe check today at claire's
Kyran: how was it?
Evan: i have 3 weeks to live...

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