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Kyran: If you're having a bad day, just remember
Kyran: you won the race the womb so at least you got that going
Alec: I'm sad I won that race

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Yandere: Did you kill him?
Elijah: What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him
Yandere: Oh..
Elijah: BUT I DID KIDNAP HIS GIRLFRIEND!

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Lunar: I wasn't crying. My eyeballs just started to expel liquid without any emotional attachment to it.
Draco: That's crying, dumbass.

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Therapist: Now, what do we say when we're having a breakdown?
Alec: My anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic
Therapist: no
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Funneh: My only crime was that I was down to clown

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Elijah: new business idea
Celeste: please just stop
Elijah: weed-
Celeste: no-
Elijah: but for babies!!

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Draco: Nobody under 5'2 can talk about fighting anyone. Like, what're you gonna do, headbutt them to death?
Rainbow: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, you asshole.
Rainbow: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage you fool, I've been the same height since I was 12!
Rainbow: I'm short, but I know things.
Gold: You don't know what the top shelf looks like.
Rainbow:
Gold:
Rainbow: Womp rat

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Gold: It's so dark in here.
Rainbow: I'm scared.
Draco: Wait, I got this.
*stomps feet on the ground, sketchers light up*
Gold:
Gold: Why are you like this?

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Alec: Evan! You didn't pay the power bill, are you serious?!
Evan, strumming a guitar: when your lights don't work like they used to before-
Alec: Evan, SHUT UP

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Kyran: I'm this close to falling in love with Gold.
Alec: Kyran, your fingertips are literally touching.

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