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Funneh, hallucinating: God is bigger than the boogie man

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Celeste, watching Yandere sleep: you're so cute
Yandere, half asleep: I could kill you in an instant
Celeste: I know

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Lucas: hi guys welocme to my house-*opens door" whats up fuckers?!
Kyran: why are you using my phone?!
Lucas: cause fuck you, that's why!

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Funneh: jail wasn't fun
Lunar: what did you do this time?
Funneh: i landed on the "go to jail"

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Gold: who has two thumbs and likes to kiss nerds?
Kyran:
Kyran: wh—
Gold: ding-ding, nerd! You're right, the answer is me! Your prize is a kiss! C'mere—

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Alec: making my way downtown
Alec: walking fast
Kyran, panting: SLOW DOWN YOU SKINNY ATHLETIC SHOW-OFF
Alec: Walking slightly slower to accommodate my vertically challenged friend

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Kyran: Gold!
Gold: Oh, hey Kyran!
Kyran, internally: She said my name. I said her name. We are already married.

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Funneh: Can we please stay in your room?
Lunar: Why?
Gold: we played with an ouija board and cursed ours
Funneh: and Rainbow isn't much help, she doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she jut throws salt and yells "does this look like a hotel to you?!"

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Draco: No one stands a chance against the great DraconiteDragon!
Lunar: you mean no one can stand you, right?

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Aly: Sarcasm won't get you anywhere
Alec: actually, it got me into the sarcasm world championships in '98
Aly: Wait, really?!
Alec: no

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ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴏᴏᴋ 'ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ' ɪᴛs ᴀɴ ɪᴛsғᴜɴɴᴇʜ ʏʜ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅ ᴀᴜ. ᴘʟᴢ ɪᴍ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴏɴ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏᴡᴏ