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Alec, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Evan: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Evan:
Evan: it's perfume

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Kyran: is it ok if I swear?
Funneh: Yes, Kyran, I will allow you to swear.
Kyran: F
Funneh: Yes, go on
Kyran: I'm nervous

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Alec: alright, listen up you little shits.
Alec: Not you Funneh, you're an angel and we are all glad you're here

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Alec, walking in late: Sorry I'm late guys, I was doing things.
Evan, coming in after him noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Alec: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
*Everyone but Alec claps their hands*
Funneh:
Funneh: but you didn't-
Alec: Yeah, I know..

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Draco: I turned out perfectly fine!
Rainbow: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Draco: I DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Gold: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 for one minute.
Funneh: GOLD, NO! THATS NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Gold: FLOOR IT?!
Funneh: GOLD NO
Gold: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 FOR ONE SECOND
Funneh: GOLD YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR DORM DOWN
Gold: IM GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN  TO MAKE THESE COOKIES.
Funneh: GOLD P L E A S E

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Yandere, to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to town": You better watch out! You better watch out!
Yandere and Celeste singing at the same time, the tone becoming increasingly panicked: You bETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH—

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Kyran: How are you so calm all the time?
Alec: The trick is to be so stressed that it becomes your default state of mind.

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Gold: Shoot, I lost Kyran in the crowd!
Funneh: Don't worry, I got this.
Funneh (sarcastic tone): WOW, look at all these comics lying around. It would be a shame if I dropped this lighter on-
Kyran, ripping through spacetime: THEY'RE CALLED MANGA AND DONT YOU FUCKING DARE.

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