Mom:
How was your vacation in Cabo?

I had a lovely time!!

Mom:
Tell me more details
Did you meet a handsome boy?

Mom, listen to me. I tried to tell Ringo to stop but he wouldn't listen!! I'm tired of sending him threatening texts. He's also blocked me on all social media

Mom:
Elliot, this is good

What is good?

Mom:
Elise dating Ringo
Our family will finally be recognized internationally

Why is that important exactly?

First of, answer me this. How great will success feel if its due because of my sister cheating on her boyfriend?

Mom:
With Ringo Starr of the Beatles, Elliot!

The least known Beatle if I might say so

Mom:
That's low of you, Elliot
That would be George

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Mom:
You need to stop pestering, Ringo. You have to let him alone! If he gets annoyed then he might leave Elise and we can't have that

I don't make promises, mom.

Mom:
Do this for our family

Sure. Sure. Anything else?

Mom:
Get yourself a boyfriend

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