Honestly, why am I single
I am such a good catch

Richard Starkey: 
Yeah, you are!!

Sarcasm?

Richard Starkey:
I don't know how to be sarcastic

i dOnT kNoW hOw tO be SaRCAstic

Richard Starkey:
What was that?

It's a meme thing. I'm trying to fit in with the kids

Who is going on a date in the museum May 23rd?

Richard Starkey:
???

Brian asked me to set it up. Who is it for?

Richard Starkey:
One minute, please

5 minutes later

Richard Starkey:
Paul
But George says he might steal the idea and John says it was his idea. He says he shared with Paul

I see. A lot of thought goes into an originality, huh?

Richard Starkey:
Hah, seems like it

How are you doing since you know, your break up with Elise?

Richard Starkey:
I'm a'right
This helps
You were watching over me, telling me it was wrong

I help you?

Richard Starkey:
Everyday

3 days later

Richard Starkey:
Is it too late to say jk?

3 days too late, pal

Richard Starkey:
Well I'm gonna try anyway
JK ELLIOT!!!
YOU DON'T HELP ME AT ALL!!
SO UNHELPFUL 😤😤

Good, that's all I wanted to hear

Richard Starkey:
You are really afraid of being loved/appreciated, aren't you

What

Richard Starkey:
Just to be clear, I am not saying I love you

Uh...

Richard Starkey:
I'm just making an observation about you!!!
You are so used to Elise taking the spotlight that you can't even take a simple compliment. It's not a bad thing we are friends, is it??? I think you are all kinds of lovely ✌🏼🌼💜⭐️

I guess its not a bad thing that I'm friends with a dude.

Richard Starkey:
Yep, a dude
I think of you as a dude too

Okay, great. It's established. We are dude friends who see each other as dude's and nothing more than dudes.

Richard Starkey:
😀😀😀