Richard Dick Starkey:
I really could not have done it without you, Elliot!!!!

???

Richard Dick Starkey:
Didn't Elise tell you?

No. I haven't had a chance to speak to her

Richard Dick Starkey:
She's going to leave Cam
She's going to do it tonight

You are bluffing.

Richard Dick Starkey:
I am?

What the fuck did you do?

Richard Dick Starkey:
I didn't do anything
u did
You spoke to Brian

That's right?

Richard Dick Starkey:
You told him I was dating Elise and that Elise has a boyfriend

Okay. What's your point?

Brian said he'd take care of it.

Richard Dick Starkey:
That he did

Oh fuck, just get on with it

Richard Dick Starkey:
Sorry, sorrrrry I'm really taking my time and enjoying this MOMENT. IT IS SO SWEET

I'M GOING TO EXPLODE

JUST TELL ME

Richard Dick Starkey:
He spoke to Elise
He told her what I've been telling her along

Wait, I'm sorry

Are you saying Brian convinced Elise to break up with Cam?

Richard Dick Starkey:
EXACTLY

Oh my fuck

Well

I mean

what did I expect

You are his client

His job is to make you happy

Richard Dick Starkey:
Victory tastes so sweet, Elliot
So sweet

I'm going to cry

Brian ruined my life

50 minutes later

Richard Dick Starkey:
Elliot?
Elliot???
Elliot????
ELLIOT, I don't want to ruin your life. I want us to get along please!!

Really?

Richard Dick Starkey:
Yes!!
I'm going to be your brother for the rest of our lives!! We must get along!!

Fuck off