A/N: woah hey I just found out that Hanji's gender was never confirmed. I never knew that. Wow. What do you think? Is Hanji a guy or girl?
Also sorry if this chapter is bad, I just wrote it at 1 in the morning and I am literally laughing at everything. That's right; in going brought one of THOSE fazes. I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TO DELETE THIS UNLESS PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE IT SO PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS ON HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.
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"Hanji! Pleasedontmakemedothisineverdidanythingtoyou!" You begged and dug your heels into the floor.

"Oh. Well that's to bad." She said and continued pulling you down the hallway.
You tried to tear away from her grip but her hold was like iron.

"It's a stupid dare! I don't even really need to!" You argued and tried to karate chop her hand. All she did was grab on to that arm and pull you down the hallway faster. "NOO!" You cried.

"Yes!" She grinned.

"He's going to kill me! He's going to kill me, then kill me again!" You said worriedly.

"Psshaw (y/n)! Your being over dramatic! He won't kill you!" She explained.

"You're right! He will blind me with his cleaning spray!" You complained.

"The least he will do is make you clean. Now that isn't so bad is it?" She asked merrily.

"OH THE HORROR!" You screamed and tried to wiggle your wrists free.

The next thing you felt was a stinging sensation on your jaw.

"(Y/n), get ahold of yourself." She said and continued pulling you.

"Did you just slap me?" You asked dazed

"No I patted your face."

"You slapped me!"

"No, I patted your face. Please pay attention."

"Hanji!"

"Oh look, here we are!" She said and pushed you to a familiar door.

"No-"

"Yes yes yes." She said and knocked.

You looked between her and the entryway in terror. After a moment of silence a voice came from the other side.

"Name and business." It called.

Before you could do anything Hanji opened the door and pushed you inside. The next thing you heard was a click, signaling your escape route was gone. Immediately his harsh tone echoed throughout the room.

"Oi, brat." He called. You were to scared to look up though. Also your cheeks were burning a dark shade of red that you didn't want him to see.

"Look up." He ordered. You slowly did as told. "What happened to your face?" He asked.

You froze. Then you said the first thing that popped into your mind.

"Hanji patted me sir." You responded quickly.

"Tch." You heard him say.

He scanned you over from head to toe. He noticed you were acting different. You weren't your loud, obnoxious, boisterous self. Instead you were acting shy and conserved.

"You are still filthy." He commented.

You looked down at your dusty white shirt and pants. Indeed you were. Also there was a slight musk that wasn't to pleasant. You groaned internally.

A silence filled the room. It was then you decided, it was now or never.

"U-um Corporal?" You asked walking closer to his desk.

You noticed he had turned his attention back to the paperwork on the desk.

You continued to approach him silently. By the time he responded you were right next to him; but he didn't seem to notice that.

"What is it brat?" He asked while still looking at the informational papers.

This was it. You had to do it. Literally. You had to do it otherwise Hanji would never let you leave this room. You started slightly leaning forwards, little by little.

Levi still sat there oblivious. It almost seemed as if he forgot you were there.

You leaned in even further. 'Almost there.' You thought.

Suddenly your lips collided with warm, smooth skin. Levi's eyes opened a fraction while yours were shut tightly. You pulled back a millisecond later.

Without another word you ran out of his office.

-----Levi's office-------

Hanji peaked through the doorway just in time to see Levi raising his hand to the place where you kissed him. His handed ghosted over his cheek.

Hanji smiled. She had to hand it to you though; you did find a way around the definition Jean was thinking when he said 'kiss'.

Levi's face went back to normal and he continued to do his paperwork.

"Oi Hanji." He called. Hanji jumped at the sudden sound.

"Close the door." He commanded.

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IM SORRY IF THIS WAS HORRIBLE Hallo! Just incase you guys didn't get it, reader-chan kissed him on the cheek! I'm probably going to change this later.. So ya... Hope you enjoyed!! ^_^