Parker
Hi! I've brought my friend!

>>>You have added MJ to the chat<<<

?? 
Sup

Dr. Ruffalo
Nice to meet you!

Parker
You have to change your name

??
Can't you do it for me?

Parker 
Fine

>>>You have renamed MJ to Dahlia<<<

Coffee Einstein
Hi

Dahlia
Who is this?

Parker
Coffee Einstein

Dahlia
No shirt Sherlock

Parker
He's Dr. Ruffalos friend

He helped us with a problem

Dr. Ruffalo
Keep the swearing to a minimum, please.

Dahlia
Got it

Coffee Einstein
I thought it was funny

Dahlia
Thank you

Dr. Ruffalo
Anyway, I have a few student meetings today, so unfortunately I won't be able to do class.

Parker
Aww

Dr. Ruffalo
Goodbye!

Coffee Einstein
Now we can finally start a group chat

Parker
Oooooooooooooo

Dahlia
Let's do it

Parker
\(^o^)/

>>>You have been added to a chat with MJ, Coffee Einstein, and 7 others<<<

???
What is this?

?????
What the hills

Hills

Why can't I swear

Dahlia
Because he's a dork

>>>Dahlia has changed her name to Queen of All Dorks<<<

???????
Who

Parker
Me!

I've developed asoftware where if I'm in a group/private chat with anyone, it automaticallycensors out any swear words and replaces them with substitutes I have chosen.If you use a slur, you will be automatically removed/deleted and blocked.

???
I like this kid

Coffee Einstein
Yeah, he's smart

Now listen

????
Coffee Einstein? 

That's great

Better than Stank

Coffee Einstein
Shut up

????
I would like to send a gift basket to whoever thought that up

Parker
I did!

????
Ok, I'm adding chocolate

And gummy worms

And pretzels

Parker
O.O

Coffee Einstein
._.

?????

Oh, sorry, is this bothering you?

Coffee Einstein?

Coffee Einstein
Shut the fork up

Darn filter

Fork

???
Language

????
Hypocrite

Coffee Einstein
Be quiet

Queen of All Dorks
I'm gonna go get popcorn

Brb

Parker
xD

???
Why are we here?

Coffee Einstein
This is Parker.

Parker
Hiii

????
Thank you. That answers my question perfectly.

Coffee Einstein
Shut up

He's

Dr. Ruffalo's student

???????
Dr. Ruffalo?

Coffee Einstein
The professor among us. 

Parker
AMONG US

Coffee Einstein
I told him to take a fake name for his online classes

Because of controversy

Queen of All Dorks
I'm back

?????????
Why are you guys spamming my phone

You never text me

Like, ever

????????
I call you

Sometimes

?????????
Exactly

Coffee Einstein
ANYWAY

Parker
Now I get to pick names for you all

Queen of All Dorks
THIS should be good

???
You first

?????
No.

???
Yes

Parker
Are you guys in the same room?

???
Yes

?????
Fine

Hi. I like guns

And fighting

And plums

And swearing

Parker
I KNOW

>>>You have renamed ????? to F-Plums<<<

???
*facepalm*

F-Plums
I like it

Queen of All Dorks
Pushy one next

???
Me?

I'm not pushy

???????
You can be

???
...

Ok fine

I was in the military, as a Captain

Coffee Einstein
He also loves throwing his frisbee around.

???
Really. You had to say that.

????????
He does love his frisbee

F-Plums
One of his favorite things to do is throw it at people

???
Are you kidding me

Parker
I know!

>>>You have renamed ??? to Captain Frisbee<<<

Captain Frisbee
...

????
Me next

>>>You have renamed ???? to Generous Gummy Worm<<<

Generous Gummy Worm
Not bad

Coffee Einstein
HAH

Generous Gummy Worm
At least he thinks I'm generous

???????
What's up kid

I like guns

And tasers

And swords

And him

?????
Hi

???????
But as a friend

?????
Obviously

???????
And I like his kids

And spiders

Parker
Like Spider-Man? Or just spiders?

???????
Both

Parker
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>>You have renamed ??????? to Fighting Spider<<<

?????
Suits you

Fighting Spider
I like it

Queen of All Dorks
This just keeps getting better and better

I'm renaming you

>>>MJ has renamed you to Right-Hand Dork<<<

Right-Hand Dork
:D

Queen of All Dorks
:)

F-Plums
simps

Captain Frisbee
?

Dangerous Disney Princess
I'll explain later

Right-Hand Dork
You just met us are you allowed to do that

F-Plums
I didn't exactly hear a no just then so...

Right-Hand Dork
>_>

?????
I smell something in the air

Dangerous Disney Princess
Is it the new fragrance from Chanel

?????
It may very well be

Queen of All Dorks

Changing the subject. It's my turn.

Right-Hand Dork
Uh oh

????????
Hit me

Queen of All Dorks
I mean, if you insist,I wouldn't be against punching you.

????????
I'm

Sorry?

F-Plums
HAH

????????
I hate you

F-Plums 
You've mentioned that before

????????
I like birds and flying

>>>MJ has renamed ???????? to Punchable Bird<<<

Punchable Bird
Seriously.

Right-Hand Dork
I think you mean

Queen of All Dorks
Here we go

Right-Hand Dork
SIRIUSLY

?????????
HAH! I get it

I like legos

And drums

And insects

Especially ants

And my daughter

>>>MJ has renamed ????????? to Lego-Man<<<

Right-Hand Dork
Who's left?

?????
Me

I like archery 

And Fighting Spider

And my family

And climbing through vents

>>>You have renamed ????? to Legolas<<<

Coffee Einstein
Hah.

Legolas
Nice

Right-Hand Dork
This is great

Queen of All Dorks
Now for the drama to unleash

And cause chaos among everyone in the nine realms

Fighting Spider
I like you.

CHAOS! Everyone knows who everyone is, right? I'll answer if you have any questions
See you later!

(Name picked by Moon and Evie)

~Morgan