A/N: I got rid of the chapter before this, but you can find it in my 'Sweet Revenge' book. Have a great day!

Right-Hand Dork
Yeah...

Uh

It stands for

Queen of All Dorks
Mary Jane

Right-Hand Dork
Exactly

Coffee Einstein
Hmmm

Darth Dork
O-O

Legolas
Give them a break.

Captain Frisbee
Hmmmm...

Fighting Spider
You too.

-~-~-~-~-~-

Peter cackled as he opened his text messages. This was the best text prank he could play, and what better way to do it than on the giant group chat?

But first he needed to add someone.

-~-~-~-~-~-

Right-Hand dork
Hello!

F-Plums
Hey kid

>>>You have added Evie to the Random People chat<<<

????
Sup losers

Coffee Einstein
ANOTHER ONE

????
?

Right-Hand Dork
He means MJ

????
Your nsme lol

Wait, they know?

Queen of All Dorks
No, he just accidentally said it

????
Ah

Your name is supremacy

Queen of All Dorks
I know

>>>MJ has renamed Evie to Deaf Dork<<<

Deaf Dork
Are we all jist dorks?

Captain Frisbee
Apparently she's building an empire

Deaf Dork
Right

And he's your right-hand dork?

(¬‿¬)

Queen of All Dorks
Yup

Legolas
CAAAAAN

Fighting Spider
YOU FEEEEEEL

Legolas
THE LOOOOOOVE

Fighting Spider
TONIIIIIIGHT

Right-Hand Dork
...

Deaf Dork
Yes you

F-Plums
XDDD

Lego-Man
Wait, you're deaf?

That's so cool!

Deaf Dork
I know right?

I'm so awesome

Right-Hand Dork
I'll be right back.

>>>You are now texting the Dork Domination Plan chat<<<

Evie
Love the chat name MJ

It'a amazimg

MJ
Right?

Peter
OK GUYS

Are you ready?

Evie
Aye-aye, captain

Ned
What's up

Evie
We're about to dp the prank

Ned
Oh, right

 Awesome

MJ
*facepalm*

Ned
What?

Evie
Nothing Ned

MJ
Nothing.

Peter
Let's go!

>>>You are now texting the Random People chat<<<

Right-Hand Dork
A loser hides behind a mask of my disguise

And who I am today is worse than other times

F-Plums
Feel that

Deaf Dork
You don't know what I've done, I'm wanted and on the run.

I'm wanted and on the run.

Captain Frisbee
Wait, what?

Deaf Dork
So I'm taking this moment to live in the future

Darth Dork
Release me from the present

I'm obsessing all these questions

Fighting Spider 
(>‿<)

Queen of All Dorks
Why I'm in denial that they tried the suicidal session

Coffee Einstein
????

Queen of All Dorks
Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man

Coffee Einstein
Ah

Right-Hand Dork
These lyrics aren't for everyone, only few understand.

Lego-Man
*vibes*

Darth Dork
You don't know my brain the way you know my name

You don't know my heart the way you know my face

Deaf Dork
You don't know what I've done, I'm wanted and on the run.

I'm wanted and on the run.

Legolas
So I've heard

Queen of all Dorks
So I'm taking this moment to live in the future

Right-Hand Dork
Release me from the present

I'm obsessing all these questions

Fighting Spider
Why I'm in denial that they tried the suicidal session

Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man

Legolas
These lyrics aren't for everyone, only few understand.

Captain Frisbee
I am not one of those people

Deaf Dork
My people singing

Right-Hand Dork
My people singing

Queen of All Dorks
Hope you're dead

Generous Gummy Worm
What is going on?

Queen of All Dorks
'Cause how could you sleep at a time like this,

Darth Dork
People, they rhyme like this,

We're all impressed by this,

Legolas
They rip it, flip it

Fighting Spider
But these are just triplets

Right-Hand Dork
Wrote this in three minutes, three words to a line

Deaf Dork
It's just poetry divided.

Legolas
I'm the kind of guy

Lego-Man
WHO TAKES EVERY MOMENT HE KNOWS HE CONFIDED IN MUSIC TO USE IT

Generous Gummy Worm
...

Right-Hand Dork
For others to use it

Queen of All Dorks
You're dead

Captain Frisbee
Why??

Fighting Spider
'Cause how could you sleep at a time like this.

Coffee Einstein
Ok, ok

That's enough

Right-Hand Dork
:'(

Deaf Dork
Fun while it lasted

Captain Frisbee
I'm so confused

Fighting Spider 
It's a song

Captain Frisbee
Ah

-~-~-~-~-~-

Evie walked into Peter's room, and, upon seeing each other, they both burst into laughter. "That was hilarious," Peter laughed.

"Captain Frisbee was so confused," Evie gasped.

Peter laughed harder at this as it was such a random name.

The phone," Evie said, and Peter saw there was a new notification.

-~-~-~-~-~-

Captain Frisbee
I'm adding someone

Right-Hand Dork
Oooooooo

>>>Captain Frisbee has added ????? to the Random People chat<<<

?????
Hi?

Deaf Dork
Hello!

?????
What is this?

Right-Hand Dork
A group chat

?????
Obviously

Coffee Einstein
It's fun

?????
Coffee Einstein?

XDDDD

Coffee Einstein
...

Right-Hand Dork
Awesome, right?

?????
Definitely

Queen of All Dorks
So what do you like?

?????
Why?

Darth Dork
So we can give you a name

?????
Ah

The color red

Oreos

Tea

Deaf Dork
Which kimd?

?????
Both

Fighting Spider
She's a magician

?????
That I am

>>>Evie has renamed ????? to Red Oreo<<<

Red Oreo
Perfect.

Song credit goes to Seasongtheseawing, and name credit goes to BarkleyTheDisnerd.
Hope you guys enjoyed!

~Morgan