Parker
2D, right?

Dahlia
No, it's 6C

Dr. Ruffalo
Ms. Dahlia is correct. But you were close Mr. Parker!

Parker
Oh well

Where's CE?

Dr. Ruffalo
He's in denial

Dahlia
I see...

Parker
Stop drawing him

Dahlia
I don't actually know what he looks like

Parker
...

Dahlia
FINE

Dr. Ruffalo
Drawing?

Parker
She likes to draw people having emotional crises

Dahlia
It's fun

Dr. Ruffalo
Ok then

We're done for today!

Parker
Bye!

>>>You are now texting the Awesome group chat<<<

Right-Hand Dork
Hello!

Coffee Einstein
Gsndig

Queen of All Dorks
Hm...

Coffee Einstein
Jkvusdbj

Right-Hand Dork
*confusion*

Generous Gummy Worm
Give me a second

Back

His kid had the phone

Right-Hand Dork
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lego-Man
This is great! You guys are actually talking to me!

Punchable Bird
Sort of

Lego-Man
Can I come over more often?

Fighting Spider
No

Legolas
Stop thinking what you're thinking

Queen of All Dorks
*grabs popcorn*

Fighting Spider
...

Я просто хочу нанести ему удар один раз

Legolas
Нет

Queen of All Dorks
Heheh

Fighting Spider
Один раз?

Пожалуйста?

Legolas
Нет.

Lego-Man
What are you guys saying?

I don't speak french

Fighting Spider
Гребаный идиот

(Disclaimer: I wrote freaking, not f******. Google Translate just translates it to that.)

Queen of All Dorks
Ahahahaha

Right-Hand Dork
I'm confused

Coffee Einstein
Not Russian again

Fighting Spider 
Yes Russian again

I could speak like this all the time if you want

Coffee Einstein
Please don't

Queen of All Dorks
Do you have light hair or dark hair?

And light eyes or dark eyes?

Coffee Einstein
Me?

Queen of All Dorks
Yes

Right-Hand Dork
Stop

Queen of All Dorks 
No

Coffee Einstein
Dark to both

Queen of All Dorks 
Perfect

Right-Hand Dork
*facepalm*

Generous Gummy Worm
Why did she need to know?

Right-Hand Dork
She's drawing him in denial

Legolas
Why?

Right-Hand Dork
It's what she does

She likes to draw people in crises

Coffee Einstein
Who said I was in denial?

Right-Hand Dork
Dr. Ruffalo

Coffee Einstein
I see.

Lego-Man
So

What were you saying?

And it wasn't French?

Coffee Einstein
No

It was Russian

Lego-Man
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Right-Hand Dork
XDD

Captain Frisbee
102 messages.

Fighting Spider
Really?

Thought it would be more than that.

Captain Frisbee
...

Fighting Spider
Let's add Dr. Ruffalo

Legolas
Are you sure?

Fighting Spider
yeah

Queen of All Dorks
Let's do it

>>>Fighting Spider has added Dr. Ruffalo to the group chat<<<

Dr. Ruffalo
Really.

>>>MJ has renamed Dr. Ruffalo to Mad Scientist<<<

Fighting Spider
Nice one kid

Right-Hand Dork
But won't his phone get bombed?

Fighting Spider
That's the point

Mad Scientist
-_-

-~-~-~-~-~-

"Natasha!" The assassin turned and smiled sweetly at him. "Yes Bruce?"

"Why did you add me to the group chat!?"

"Because I could." Bruce rolled his eyes. "I'm going to get hundreds of notifications daily, aren't I."

"Yep."

-~-~-~-~-~-

>>>Dr. Ruffalo has left the group chat<<<

Right-Hand Dork
</3

Although tbf it was probably a good thing on my part, I don't need my teacher to be annoyed with me-

Dangerous Disney Princess
Он заплатит
He will pay

Queen of All Dorks
Я присоединюсь к тебе
I will join you

Legolas
Be nice

Parker
...

Non parlo Russo

-~-~-~-~-~-

Peter was staring at his cast, considering it. His leg had been feeling a lot better, and if he could just open it to take a look...

He braced his hands on the cast, ready to pull-

"Peter!" May walked into the room. "Do you want Chinese or Thai tonight?"

"Uh, Thai," he responded. She glanced down at his cast and gave him a look. "No."

"Please?!" he begged her. "I just want to look at it! It's been feeling a lot better-"

"No."

He gave her a sad look. she raised an eyebrow at him and walked out of the room. 

"Larb you May!" he called after her.

"I larb you too. If you pull off that cast you're grounded"

Peter sighed.

-~-~-~-~-~-

MJ
Ned.

Ned
What?

MJ
I need your help

Ned
With...

MJ
With Peter

And Flash

Ned
Uh...

No?

MJ
Or else.

Ned
What do you want me to do

MJ
I want you to help me watch him

Ned
Like stalkers?!

MJ
No. Like friends concerned for peters well-being

Ned
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why me?

MJ
Because Evie's not here

Ned
Oh

Ok, I guess

MJ
Good.

I wrote it
It's here
Appreciate it
Peace out guys

~Morgan