Sans - "So, it's like -"

Sans stood in front of the class standing next to an identical copy, all the way down to the pale yellow, almost white eyelights. They both smiled lazily. The only thing different were sharpie rings around one of their wrists.

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Eijirou - "Bro come on! What's the harm in riding a Blaster to school?"

Sans - "Not happening Eiji. Too tired."

A yawn punctuated his statement. A man wearing a full business suit bumped into Sans and disappeared down the sidewalk.

Eijirou - "That was rude, you okay bro?"

Sans×2 - "I'm fine Eiji. But I think I'm seeing double~"

Both Sans' laughed heartily at their joke.

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Sans2 - "We came to the conclusion I'm the clone, hence my sharpie bracelets."

Sans - "I tracked the guy down, and thankfully my doppelganger will only stay for a few hours."

Katsuki was short circuiting in his seat leaving the squad in stitches. Aizawa was sleeping since before Iida got to the classroom, so they all assumed it was a study hall so everyone was doing their own thing. Iida and Momo had their desks surrounded by classmates who actually needed to study, Mina, Eijirou, and Denki were sitting around Katsuki's desk. The Sans copy sat at Sans's desk and immediately started sleeping. The original Sans slumped on top of Katsuki, but didn't sleep.

Denki - "How were you able to tell that one was the clone?"

Sans - "He couldn't use ma-quirk. He is a perfect copy of my, down to my personality, likes, and dislikes, but he cannot use my quirk at all."

Mina - "So you didn't have a whole dramatic showdown to find out which one was the real Sans and kill the fake or else he'll take over your life?"

Sans - "Nah, this isn't some cheesy sci-fi movie or poorly written fanfiction. I'm a man of science and comedy. It was easy, and the sharpie was to make sure no one else could confuse us."

Eijirou - "Yeah, that was Ma's idea. She kept mixing them up so Mom broke out her sharpie."

Denki was called over to Tenya's desk by Hanta because he needed help with his English.

Mina - "So your clone doesn't have your magic?"

Sans - "No. He's just a regular human. If I'd have been a regular human born in this world, he would've been an exact copy, quirk and all. But since my magic isn't a part of this world, it's the only thing that couldn't be copied."

Katsuki - "It's weird seeing two of you."

Sans - "Aw, you don't like it? Oh well, you only get one anyway."

Katsuki - "Damn Richter. Why is he sleeping if he doesn't have to conserve energy for magic?"

Sans - "I don't know. Narcolepsy maybe?"

The original Sans was able to sleep while his clone took note and did most of his work for him. It was a nice and calm day with no work required from him. By the time the school day ended, Sans the Original was being carried in Katsuki's arms and Sans #2 was hanging off of Katuski's back. Katsuki was living his best life as he walked with Eijirou to their house. The second Sans vanished as soon as the door was opened.

Eijirou - "That took less time than I thought."

Katsuki - "I'm glad to only have one skeleton to fuss over again."

Sans - "Don't worry Ground Zero. You'll only ever have one Richter."

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