Rick: Ah, a movie based on my book! This'll be great!

Rick: *turns movie on*

Rick: .......

Rick: ..................her hair is blonde..........

Rick: .................

Rick: .................I'm fairly certain that didn't happen..............

Rick: .........................................

Rick: ................What the bell is going on here?!?!?!?!?!

Rick: WHERE'S MY LAWYER?!?!?!?!?!?!?